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<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game |
#5528 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff |
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<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong |
#5744 (-2/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bytraper> its because your gay syn
<Synoptica> and you are illiterate
<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay |
#5785 (-2/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin
<Hatter> :\ |
#6515 (-2/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France |
#6597 (-2/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Bandit> theres one big cable from the exchange to our estate
<Moon^> Bandit thinks the big white one should be twisted
<Mr_Bandit> by fabric optic
<Moon^> LOL
<Mr_Bandit> rofl
<Andy|away> fabric optic 0WNZ
<Moon^> lol
<Mr_Bandit> indeed
<Mr_Bandit> england to america are under the atlantic |
#6629 (-2/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy |
#6810 (-2/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci
<Funicide> awwwww oui
<Unill> french?
<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris |
#6854 (-2/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD! New Mexico just hit Al Gore with that steel chair! DAMN YOU, NEW MEXICO! Why? Why? Why?! Tell me why, you sonsabitches!) |
#7155 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles |
#7191 (-2/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
• @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow |
#7199 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me |
#7343 (-2/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower |
#7495 (-2/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit |
#7498 (-2/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded? |
#7542 (-2/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo? |
#7552 (-2/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time |
#7553 (-2/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me. |
#7554 (-2/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils |
#7568 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations
<sneak> i'm talking about apache |
#7672 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat? |
#7681 (-2/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater |
#7712 (-2/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that. |
#7810 (-2/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl |
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