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#7816 (-2/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
#7822 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
#7903 (-2/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S|Foo2rama> Don't make me go GTA III on your ass
#7915 (-2/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celdon> i wanted to see the pict of vin fucking hersenf with a brush end
#7923 (-2/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex
#7975 (-2/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
#8017 (-2/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?
<kruqnut> milk?
#8052 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
#8235 (-2/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks
<D\TOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang"
<D\TOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO
#8254 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain.
#8354 (-2/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.
#8404 (-2/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.
#8446 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> jamesm: if you want to experience what labour is kinda like, try pulling your nuts up over the top of your head
<Tippytoes> and stapling one to each of your ears
<jamesn> feh
<jamesn> chicks are wusses
<Tippytoes> yeah that'd be it dear
<SmilieZ> beleive me.. you chicks can have it all to yourselves (Aint stupid)
<jamesn> Ive shat things bigger than the dood
<jamesn> and ya dont hear me bitch about it
#8482 (-2/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid
<dr_rotcod> like skateboarding
#8577 (-2/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/
#8600 (-2/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
#8659 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
#8711 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm
<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !
<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!
#8724 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like
#8805 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!"
#8855 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"
#8899 (-2/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY
#9022 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic
<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
#9143 (-2/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon
#9246 (-2/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do
*** BiG_GuY Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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