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#552 (-2/420) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#628 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
#700 (-2/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
#724 (-2/466) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#735 (-2/496) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#736 (-2/384) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#807 (-2/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
#830 (-2/477) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too! They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha piece of shit
#834 (-2/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since 1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o
#835 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy
#841 (-2/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is
#857 (-2/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx
#869 (-2/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
#885 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
#1031 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north of my belly button.
#1095 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
#1098 (-2/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#1187 (-2/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
#1198 (-2/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com
#1245 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
#1361 (-2/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<immi> i want madonnas pussy
<dr\gonzo> besides you putting your penis inside madonna would be like you putting your penis out the window
<dr\gonzo> that shit has to be sooooo loose
#1404 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<plazmabur> hey watch it!!  dud !! i was partying all night for a week starigh twhen i was in  my first year of highschool and i'm still goin strong!!
#1408 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.
#1428 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
#1506 (-2/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tacu> i shouldn't have a) eat peaches b) laugh out loud
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