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#11183 (-2/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had grown to hate
<Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her panties
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies
<Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?
<chibi> pooty can give you herpes
<Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY
<Mbeta> come on now.
<Mbeta> that's like saying
<Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching everyone |
#11200 (-2/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park |
#11204 (-2/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?
boozehound420: after sex
electro435: so like next week sometime |
#11229 (-2/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no protections whatsoever. |
#11248 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut
-SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users |
#11266 (-2/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN
* Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S SODOMITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK? Y/N
<Tomko> N |
#11416 (-2/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding |
#11444 (-2/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff |
#11610 (-2/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn
<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped |
#11720 (-2/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack |
#11743 (-2/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats. |
#11955 (-2/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit |
#12154 (-2/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating. |
#12218 (-2/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@skold> needle hurt like hell
<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip
<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm
<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain
<@skold> anyhow |
#12261 (-2/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<liqshot|GreenZ> only thing more superior then the white man is an albino white man
<liqshot|GreenZ> the whitest man of all |
#13107 (-2/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit |
#13412 (-2/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<renster> you
<renster> YOU
<renster> i blame YOU
* Kosh` blames him too
<Lenin> I blame your mother
<renster> i embalm my mother
<renster> and keep her in a barrel
<renster> like pickled fish |
#13723 (-2/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition |
#13952 (-2/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kaMIKazE> your mother is crap in bed
<@Sicarius123> no you are mistaken
<@Sicarius123> that was your mum in your bed
<@Sicarius123> you should open your eyes before such occasions
* Joins: thecowsgomoo (thecowsgom@vw-21242.iinet.net.au)
<kaMIKazE> no ones got a wang bit enuf to fill her
<@Sicarius123> we are talking about your mum kami
<thecowsgomoo> lol
<thecowsgomoo> lol
* kaMIKazE missed a line
<thecowsgomoo> ROFL!
* kaMIKazE slaps himself |
#14012 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF] |
#14121 (-2/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> i bought that starwars one, and im pretty sure theres a guy in a room somewhere i must have done something nasty to in another life, knowing full well i have no idea what these books say or mean, counting my money while smiling and saying "well heres a big 'fuck you' towards you william" |
#14162 (-2/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside |
#14235 (-2/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@Jacob] girls I mean
[@Jacob] shit
[@ErroR|51] BUSTED!
[@ErroR|51] LOLOLOL
[LRHK] lmao
! Jacob was sleeping
[@Jacob] fuck
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[innrwrld] eww Jaco
[innrwrld] shit
[@ErroR|51] ^^ BUSTED!!
[@Jacob] omfg
! ErroR|51 logged it
[@ErroR|51] its LOGGED
! Jacob kicks himself |
#14775 (-2/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. |
#14902 (-2/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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