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#308751* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TaylorSwift> fuckin firefox updates more than windowsComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308760* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ian|watchingKDrama> biden fucking owned ryan are you retarded
<veekder> he owned him in interruptions and odd smiles
<ian|watchingKDrama> your golden boy isn't ready for big time politics
<ian|watchingKDrama> biden started his political career when ryan was 2
<veekder> RCP Average 10/1 - 10/10 Romney 47.1 Obama 46.4 Romney +0.7
<hallucinate> ^
<veekder> your daily reminder
<ian|watchingKDrama> your real reminder that every other poll has obama in the lead?
<ian|watchingKDrama> LOL
<veekder> how can he be in the lead when he's trailing by 0.7
<nettocash> lolComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308828* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<icallitvera> I did the isidewith.com thing and got Jill Stein... this right after she got arrested at one of the debates.
<Paimun> Jill Stein is great.
<TestDummy> At getting arrested? |
#308975* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** now talking in #cisco
<envirocbr> I have fashioned the work phone to my ankle holster |
#309011* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
11:21:10 < o11c> I've found a serious use for overloading unary operator & ...
11:21:38 < o11c> and it does NOT involve std::enable_shared_from_this
11:26:00 < pepper_chico> what's this use case then
11:28:48 < pepper_chico> an idiomatic way for .c_str(), meaning, gimme the internal stuff
11:28:51 < pepper_chico> ?
11:30:09 < eddyb> o11c: I'm curious, too
11:38:00 < jesyspa> The secrect is clearly guarded by Eldritch demons, which have now been alerted and are eating o11c as we speak.
11:38:41 < pepper_chico> oh no… we're gonna miss him
11:42:26 < Bloodust> a what
11:43:45 < pepper_chico> Bloodust, o11c has been ate by demons
11:43:58 < Bloodust> sure but what's eldritch demon ?
11:44:24 < pepper_chico> oh, my dict says weird and sinister
11:44:44 < pepper_chico> or ghostly
11:46:50 < pepper_chico> It should look like the ones that shows up on the Ghost movieComment: timestamps left for effect
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#309033* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
rakuette313: i need 3 T of vegetable oil
dudemannington: k brb
dudemannington: but I think my usb drive can only hold like one at a time
rakuette313: i have time
dudemannington: ummm... uh oh
dudemannington: MY COMPUTER IS SMOKING
rakuette313: NO WAY
rakuette313: IS IT OLD ENOUGH
dudemannington: IN COMPUTER YEARS IT IS
rakuette313: THEN DON'T JUDGE
dudemannington: I THINK ITS DRUNK... IT ONLY SMOKES WHEN ITS DRUNK
rakuette313: DOES IT HAVE A DD?
dudemannington: IT DOESN'T NEED ONE ITS ALREADY HOME
rakuette313: then cool |
#309061* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
xRGL ArkaneCow: LOL i think i screwed up my raspberry pi by overclocking it to 1GHz |
#309115* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<soolus> Nige and I go way back. 8)
<Nige> Da
<AstroFox> I hope im a regular someday
<Vercingetorix> eat more bran |
#309174* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Fair enuff
<HelgeSverre> Now sing with me
<HelgeSverre> WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE...
<HelgeSverre> YELLOW SUBMARINE
<HelgeSverre> and that is all i know.. |
#309329* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* logger (logger@DigIRC-31F445EB) has joined #dev
* logger_ (emp-logger@DigIRC-31F445EB) has joined #dev
* Drone sets ban on *!*@DigIRC-31F445EB
* Drone has kicked emp-logger_ from #dev (You are not authorized to be on this channel)
<mifune> drone strikes again
<^tammy^> even banning a service bot nice
<MrRandom> ^tammy^: technically logger isn't a service bot. It's just a znc session with some bash scripts and cron action in the background making the whole thing work
<^tammy^> gotcha
<MrRandom> coincidentally logs are now working
<MrRandom> ... at a different url
<MrRandom> .... on a different server
<MrRandom> ..... in a different provider
<MrRandom> ...... on a different contient
<^tammy^> cool
<^tammy^> LOL
<Mobbo> That was too funny
<^tammy^> haha
<Mobbo> Stop it you are killing me
<Mobbo> I must be a complete nerd to find that so funny. |
#309335* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TrainsFoLife> Why can we only get a host once a week?
<TrainsFoLife> Is it cuz I'm black?
<@Gemini> Yes
<@Gemini> Now get outComment: #services on rizon
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#309401* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<T-101> me, b0n and santa went to the hospital to get him out
<T-101> ddt's son, that is
<T-101> we are driving there, we are worried as we didnt know what really had happened
<T-101> we get to the hospital (which turned out to be a private clinic) and start asking questions "what happened"
<T-101> so he goes "I dunno, I passed out because booze and woke up in the ambulance"
<T-101> he as given a clean bill of health, but his arm didnt work. he had fallen on it
<T-101> so we told him to stay there, in case he had had a stroke or blood clot in the brain or something serious. hands dont just stop working all by themselves
<T-101> they found nothing
<T-101> well, they DID find something
<T-101> 2.5 alcohol level
<T-101> so he comes to the hotel next morning, sleeps it off a little ad goes back to revision for beers
<T-101> he then goes to a doctor in finland, and they determine nervedamage in the hand and 3 or 4 weeks of sickleave
<T-101> which he spent drinking :D
<T-101> he is now better and working again
<T-101> duncan had a similar nervedamage to his and two years ago at stream
<T-101> that was caused by three fellas sitting on him: mikron, jsa and dr.doom. all at the same time. their combined weight equals about a metric ton.
<T-101> and=hand
<okkie> jesus christ
<T-101> so he goes to the hospital, drunk
<T-101> he is irc'n with his cellphone "they wont treat me, I'm too drunk" so he got out of there and came back drinking to stream
<T-101> pretty basic stuff you'd expect from those gentlemen :) |
#309448* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
luz | yeah and same are silly
yeah | yeah
same | same |
#309484* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sanae> IT HAD TO BE DONE
<queery> ?
<Sanae> hehhehe
<queery> what...
<Sanae> queeries
<queery> YOU DID NOT JUST /query me
<Sanae> YES I DID
<queery> YOU QUERY'D QUERY!
<Sanae> /queery query
<queery> You've taken my irc virginity. |
#309501* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
LtChaos: ruh oh
LtChaos: i think
LtChaos: the honeymoon
LtChaos: may
LtChaos: be
LtChaos: over
LtChaos: see huffingtonpost front page?
loci: haha
loci: when a shirtless pony riding Putin is the least offensive thing you can find on Huffpost, you know it bad day
LtChaos: buzzfeed has Orwell-or-obama test yikesComment: NSA phone and internet slurping revealed
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#309505 (-4/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave> Â Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich> Â So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity? |
#309550* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
The only thing I hate more than working, is not working |
#309579* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Pedro: goat meeting to go to
Pedro left the room.
phobos_anomaly: goat meeting? lol
madcadmium: LOL |
#309582* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FatherMiso> Free redbull from girls who are paid to talk to you yay!
<suudo> hooray, reflux
<Gamera> HEY GUYZ WHAT GAME R U PLAYIN
<Gamera> R U WINNING
<Gamera> HAVE A RED BULL
<suudo> REMEMBER GUYS, RED BULL IS FAR BETTER THAN THAT DIRTY PEASANT WATER THEY CALL V
<aido727> Blue V disagrees with you |
#309598* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kevinsweijen> Aha
<Kevinsweijen> Mag is a selfsucker
<Kevinsweijen> I see.
<Sam> jealous
<@Mag> Kevinsweijen: I'd rather fuck myself than wait for the world to fuck me .. as I see you've already experienced, judging by your face
<Oz> LOL |
#309599* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Sam: Soooo. Shin said he'd BRB and his name includes Fapping. I'm guessing like 4-5 minutes
Journey_Cat : ...Fapping? Don't tell me... >.> I'm getting the wrong impression, almost, but I'm not gonna say.
Journey_Cat : Oh my god you guys crack me up. I just looked it up.
Journey_Cat : XD
10:10 Journey_Cat : I'm learning all kinds of weird stuff in here.
Sam: lol
Sam: I can't wait for someone to find your search history
Sam: [/dies]
Journey_Cat : My google history is empty. =)
Shin : back
10:12 Shin : >_>
Journey_Cat : How did it go?
Sam: So I says to the guy, THAT AINT MAYONNAISE
Shin : ..how did fapping go?
Shin : ...it went
Shin : at the end |
#309864* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tak> ill give you a cookie if you talk about something other than computers
<Sudos|D830> I like pie
<Sudos|D830> now gimme a cookie.
* Sudos|D830 fat
<Tak> damnit
* Tak grudgingly gives up a cookieComment: #wtfpwnt on rubbermallet
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#309891* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
( DECULSION ) I think maullar is ded
( Mokou ) he is here
( Mokou ) undead
( DECULSION ) Oh god
( DECULSION ) PREPARE TO PERFORM CPR ON MAULLAR
( * ) DECULSION starts slapping Maullar's chest
<-- MaullarMaullar has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
( Imbudo ) u killed him
( DECULSION ) Shit
( Mokou ) whoopsComment: #touhou @ irc.esper.net
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#310015* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> holy shit how in the fucking planes of hell can someone be so retarded
<+osuka_> this guy bought pocket edition and was wondering how he could downgrade to 1.6 in order to install mods
<+osuka_> It is possible that never, in the history of this IRC network, has nobody ever stepped so far beyond the boundary of full retard so as to buy the pocket edition of minecraft thinking it's the actual pc game
<+osuka_> this is beyond fucking up
<+osuka_> this is like the pinnacle of upfuckeryComment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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#310125* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Taerom> meep
<Sub> hola Taerom
<Sub> finally home?
<Taerom> nope
<Taerom> !p2p
<Jaheira> PAID 2 POOP
<Taerom> bathroom break
<Taerom> want the play-by-play?
<Taerom> time's up
<Taerom> bbl
<Sub> damn it
<Sub> i did want the play by play
<Sub> :'( |
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