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#305993* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
bastian 20:51
toni weißt du... egal wie komisch es jetzt klingt. du verstehst es schon richtig... du hast nen platz in meinem herz bekommen. es würde mir verdammt weh tun.
bastian 20:52
ich mag dich so sehr, dass ich dich im sommer sogar besuchen will
schmeiß das nicht weg! bitte....
bastian 20:54
bitte melde dich bei mir... ich warte daruaf
Toni 20:58
NO HOMO
bastian 20:58
JA! ich bin nicht schwul! aber ich mag dich!!!!!!!!!
bastian 21:02
toni
bitte nicht
Comment: No Homo
#306300* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Adam Thomas says:
mhm :]
im a dad
Helge Sverre hessevik says:
Adopted?
or "real"
Adam Thomas says:
._.
real
;-;
I WAS HUNGRY OK
Helge Sverre says:
O_o
#306318* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
01:33 <@frank_usrs> now, fap time
01:35 <@frank_usrs> :3
01:37 <@frank_usrs> wtf
01:37 <@frank_usrs> im crying tears of cum
#306536* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Soviet> Why does h4xFr33 have OP?
<Soviet> He's 12.
<RBOMB> and amazingly
<Soviet> don't say it
<RBOMB> he is mature enough to know that physical age has nothing to do with anything
<Soviet> If a 3 year old came on here acting all pro and responsible would you give them OP?
<Soviet> depending on how they're tought, 3 year olds can spell :D
<josh> id gline them to protect them from #thebotnet
<RBOMB> h4xFr33
<RBOMB> is not 3 years old
<Chris-Hansen> Wow I thought Soviet said depending on how tight they are
<Chris-Hansen> Wouldn't surprise me if he did o/
<Soviet> ...LOL
Comment: pedophile
#306594* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xxx> What is it?
<yyy> THIS IS UPYACHKA!
Comment: damn
#306655* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Boxo> So up there gwern broke to old rules just before I loosened them. So... ;_;
-!- mode/#lesswrong [+o Boxo] by ChanServ
< gwern> halp! being oppressed
-!- mode/#lesswrong [+b *!*gwern@wikipedia/Gwern] by Boxo
-!- gwern was kicked from #lesswrong by Boxo [gwern]
#306754* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Sketchy_Sounds: Exposure to Pinkie is even more effective than insulin
GraphiteLuck: faster acting, longer lasting fourth wall breaking
Paul_McColtney: That darnded fourth wall always getting broken.
GraphiteLuck is now known as KoolAidMan.
• KoolAidMan breaks the fourth wall. "Oh YEAHHHH"
KoolAidMan is now known as GraphiteLuck.
TheWhoof (~TheWho@protectedhost-6311FCBC.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) joined the chat room.
TheWhoof: YEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!
TheWhoof (~TheWho@protectedhost-6311FCBC.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) left the chat room. (Quit: TheWhoof)
Comment: #BucketAfterDark on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
#306793 (-4/150) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined
#306913* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Aloha! jid
#306915* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
^BlacklightShining: !mail DannySwish time
DerpyBot: Thank you for using the.. Uhm..ah..what did you want me to do again? 6_9
^BlacklightShining: I can't send time to anypony :(
NightmareMoon: ^BlacklightShining lost time.
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#307013* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Gham> IF I EVER GAVE A FUCK ID SHAVE MY NUTZ, TUCK MY DICK INBETWEEN MY LEGS AN CLUCK!?
#307114* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mitch_> grrrrrrrrr
<ender`> grrrrrrr?
<pippin> ender`: no, grrrrrrrrr
<ender`> oh, grrrrrrrrr!
<@pippin> apparently
<Mikachu> it's strange that mitch is german, you would expect him to be grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeek
#307353* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Andy^> afk-poop
#307378* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ForteMezzo> Downloading AVA on steam :D
<~BlacklightBusy> AVA?
<@Tehimore_Winged> AVA?
<&Starbuck> AVA?
<&LunaBot> AVA?
<ForteMezzo> Alliance of Valiant Arms
<~BlacklightBusy> … XD
<EnmyPie|CV> ABA?
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#307431* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
E:  LOL...
.......this one is just disturbing. D:
me:  What?
xDD
Mine? Or one you have? XD
E:  http://qdb.us/262095
That. lmfao.
me:  o-o
You are such a nerd. XDD
E:  LOL... IT IS VERY INTERESTING!...
just disturbing random people would randomly do the math for it.
xD
1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec. Shweet. :3
me:  Disturbing. XDDD
11 men... 17 petabytes...
Ew. XDDD
E:  LOL...
Why 11?
D:
Why would they pick the number 11?
me:  LOL.
I HAVE NO IDEA, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
E:  LOL...
THIS COULD GET REALLY NASTY. XDD
me:  LOL...WHY DO WE KEEP SAYING "LOL" IN EVERY POST WE SEND?
E:  Cause I'm laughing.
Your laughing.
:U
me:  lmfao.
E:  Fun times, fun times.
me:  Seems logical enough. xD
E:  SO ~insert name here~.... HOOK OUR COMPUTERS UP SO I CAN TRANSFER SOME DATA TO YOU? XDD
me:  No. U: I don't want you putting your Flash Drive in my USB port.
E:  Aww, man. XD
//rejected
me:  I would so put this on qdb.us
xDDD
#307589* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
#307627* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifu
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307912* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Moose> JVM likes to have buttsex!
<Moose> It hurts, too :c
<Eddie> public abstract class Lube
<Eddie> that's the problem
<Eddie> it's abstract
Comment: #Moose
#308020* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c1QfXUgcGY0> [link to tumblr post about social justice]
<c1QfXUgcGY0> >I recognize that as a white, heterosexual, cis male, I have privilege over others.
<c1QfXUgcGY0> rolled my eyes so hard they popped out of my skull and hit ctrl+w
<Ungeheuer> I rolled my eyes so hard I did a backflip
<Antares> oh god its like racial otherkin
#308261* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<&Raz0r> (lib)cURL sure didn't make it obvious how to use libcurl in your program..
<&Raz0r> HERE'S 300 DOWNLOAD LINKS, LIBCURL MIGHT BE IN 4 OF THEM BUT I WON'T LET YOU COMPILE IT (and it's mixed in with other files)
#308268* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<estranger> anyone know anything about training PocketSphinx?
<d4> use harden. it's super effective
Comment: efnet
#308368* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Sarig: Good evening
Sarig: mortals.
Z`: good evening
Z`: Thor.
Poper: fukka!
CaleQualme: hihi
Sarig changes nick to Thorfukkahihi
Comment: Sarig is norse.
#308558* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<falconindy> when a man loves a bitwise operator...
#308573* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Tukotih> inb4 Swanson gets hit by a terrorist attack
* Tukotih is not suspecting xx
< xx> wut
* Tukotih is suspecting xx
#308712* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Servbot> Huh do you guys see me? Did I time out?
<Narinia> I see you
<Servbot> I can't access any website
<Servbot> Or refresh my twitter feed
<Servbot> Shit brb
* Servbot (~AndChat@98B965FF.CF565CF9.B264E0C6.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<shash> Hey Servbot?
<shash> Now you've timed out
<shash> Can you see this?
<shash> Hello...?
* anqxyr (~anqxyr@D6652B14.A0DE69F6.1C73ADDA.IP) Quit (Client exited)
<shash> Hey anqxyr... Servbot quit
Comment: synIRC
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