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#1223 (-3/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS |
#1250 (-3/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<}|{amy}|{> Voulez Vous Couche Avec Moi, Ce Soir?
<|Raven|> voule who?
<}|{amy}|{> Will you sleep with me, tonight?
<|Raven|> sure, anytime
<}|{amy}|{> LoL
<|Raven|> you asked for it :P |
#1335 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up |
#1407 (-3/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever ! |
#1521 (-3/3199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(br0kerman) leave him alone
(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u
(br0kerman) he deserves +o
(Skizer) no, he can fuck off
(Skizer) he deserves +JEW
(br0kerman) why?
(Skizer) cause he's a faggot
(Skizer) not even +JEW
(br0kerman) hahah
(Skizer) some jew's are cool
(Skizer) he's gay
(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot |
#1588 (-3/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked. |
#1612 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem? |
#1683 (-3/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay! |
#1767 (-3/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR MARIJUANA?
<skunko> do i look like reptile? |
#1962 (-3/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom |
#2295 (-3/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99) |
#2425 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin |
#3002 (-3/377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz.. |
#3282 (-3/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on. |
#3332 (-3/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather |
#3970 (-3/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung. |
#4394 (-3/480) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths |
#4414 (-3/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out
<SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program |
#4444 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes |
#4474 (-3/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants. |
#4934 (-3/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record |
#4968 (-3/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude |
#5054 (-3/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS |
#5914 (-3/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks |
#6256 (-3/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me |
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