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#6508 (-3/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx) |
#6527 (-3/191) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!" |
#6690 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL |
#6838 (-3/201) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox |
#7181 (-3/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
From R1....
> > What was with the zipper up the back of her pants? She gave me
> > insta-chub. That SH thing reminds me of singles bars, buying a chick
> > drinks all night, then she'd leave with someone else. Life is cruel like
> > that. And marriage.
>
> >From R2...
> Nothings cruel like marriage. OK maybe having Indians tear off your scalp
> and bury you in the hot sun and they let ants chew on your sunburn is
> almost as cruel, but Indians dont fuck your best friend while they do it. |
#7481 (-3/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> woohoo
<^bat-sai> mum is going away for a couple of weeks in a month or so
<^bat-sai> nudity will ensue at my place ;p
<D_Web> can we make a giant sign that says "Nude-E-Mart"?
<D_Web> that's they way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it |
#7543 (-3/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :) |
#7572 (-3/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...
<foop> like white people can tell the difference |
#7778 (-3/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some |
#7827 (-3/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> Thanks!
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<miss> wtf!?!?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
<Ludi> BYE
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999 |
#7844 (-3/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"Owning a power guillotine means never having to say you're sorry."
-- Chris Suslowicz in a.s.r |
#8104 (-3/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave of 'bleeding edge' users, then you're on the scabby edge (where the bleeding edge has crusted over, but it's still raw)."
<Rascal> this is why johnny come latelies get picked on |
#8361 (-3/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!)) |
#8498 (-3/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chris H> I'm going to marry someone with no eyes and no teeth.
<CharlEnie> haha
<Zilv3r> LmAo LoL!
<Chris H> It isn't THAT funny... do u even know why she
<Zilv3r> yeah!! so she doesn't bite you...
<CharlEnie> Does that mean u dont know why she shouldn't have eyes?
<Zilv3r> no.. wait.. i know i know!!! so she cant see you?
<CharlEnie> LoL! |
#8543 (-3/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeadsouL> poke
<T-Broken\w> *giggle*
<T-Broken|w> *giggle*
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy |
#8613 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever |
#8669 (-3/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg |
#8758 (-3/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3
<buz-> no |
#8784 (-3/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you?
<PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails..
<princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress
<heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. |
#8848 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Balli> I know a few sluts like that
<BadMojo> yeah
<BadMojo> welcome to germ city
<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them
<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please" |
#8908 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either |
#8909 (-3/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia |
#9277 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art |
#9490 (-3/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!" |
#10145 (-3/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy
software like linux. fucking assholes |
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