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#311321* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jonimus: i have jackbox
Jonimus: bought it for when alto was visiting
Riddla: You dirty bastard
Riddla: lol
Jonimus: ;)
Riddla: I mean streaming it sure
Riddla: But actually PLAYING IT
Riddla: With someone ELSE
Riddla: That's a bit much
Jonimus: it's actually pretty fun for parties
Jonimus: we played it at stuntpenguins a couple of times when he had company over
Riddla: Who *are* you
#311329* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Curtis E. Flush: the only thing I hate about whackin it is the mess
macswaggerrr: jizz into the toilet
Curtis E. Flush: don't talk about women that way
#311457 (-4/72) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#311465* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io)
#311515* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked
#311547* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dvalue-work> :)
<dvalue-work> err
<dvalue-work> :(
#311590* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Thatnom> my mom gave me sex ed with 2 stuffies on my birthday in the gift shop
#40 (-3/864) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
#45 (-3/773) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
#50 (-3/785) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
#57 (-3/799) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
#75 (-3/711) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
#122 (-3/553) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
#134 (-3/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#145 (-3/560) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
#173 (-3/542) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
#199 (-3/475) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#296 (-3/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
<goh2> w/o windows
#308 (-3/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#337 (-3/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|
#348 (-3/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"
#822 (-3/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?
#826 (-3/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms) that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because they spent 24/7 on there computors
#1200 (-3/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]
<[_[_]> lets see you
<[_[_]> break my ass of steel
#1219 (-3/368) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle
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