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#13158 (-11/721) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel
#307900* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sabu [~sabu@wtfux-F16F005F.com] has quit [User has been permanently banned from WTFuxNet (Snitches get stitches)
#308011* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Aloha! zsr
#308206* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
If you can pray when the sun is shining you can get Thur a stormComment: religious quote
#308315* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello! kbefedf interesting kbefedf site! I'm really like it! Very, very kbefedf good!Comment: Hello! kbefedf interesting kbefedf site! I'm really like it! Very, very kbefedf good!
#308346* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> I went to Japan to buy a loli from a vending machine, but when I punched in my selection, the loli got stuck. I tried shaking it and kicking it, but she wouldn't come out. Then I realized the vending machine was a car.
#308617* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CareBear> I've been filled all week long LOL.
<Terminal> Filled all week long? By whom?
<Terminal> lol
<TheJayson> filled...
<TheJayson> stuffed with cock?
<CareBear> Yup.
<CareBear> :�
<Terminal> Stuffed with cum
#308856* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Âñå, âûõîæó 15 íîÿáðÿ çàìóæ. Ïîçäðàâüòå ìåíÿ! Çàõîäèòü òåïåðü ê âàì ðåäêî áóäóComment: Âñå, âûõîæó 15 íîÿáðÿ çàìóæ. Ïîçäðàâüòå ìåíÿ! Çàõîäèòü òåïåðü ê âàì ðåäêî áóäó
#308950* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< pbrobinson> erikos: who's the maintainer of finance?
-!- pflores [~pflores@r186-48-67-137.dialup.adsl.anteldata.net.uy] has joined #sugar
< erikos> pbrobinson: the world bank?
< erikos> gonzalo_: finance maintainer, do you know who it is?
< gonzalo_> erikos, we maintain it
* erikos likes global we's
< erikos> pbrobinson: so requests please to gonzalo_ ;p
< gonzalo_> pbrobinson, any financial problem ?
Comment: Freenode
#309247* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<animated-anus-baboon-baby> i wish i was a slut i bet it would be cool
#309257* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Poonicorn: I don't use my laptop much
slungshot326: my hands smell like gasoline
Comment: wat
#309300* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nortti> I think I have said my installation is a bit screwed up
<@nortti> by me
<@shikhin> :-)
<@nortti> but still, cleaner than ubuntu
<@shikhin> That should be on bash or something :D
Comment: nortti had just said he doesn't have man installed
#309436* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[15:03:17] < Meway> !action [choice licks bites hugs kills kisses pokes rubs kicks likes smells touches] [echo $randomnick]
[15:03:17]  * elanore kicks Jaxad0127
[15:03:20] < Meway> hahahaha
[15:03:22] < Meway> win
[15:03:30] <-- Jaxad0127 has kicked Meway (Meway)
[15:03:37] --> Meway (~quassel@unaffiliated/meway) has joined #themanaworld
[15:03:37] < Frostypants> win
[15:03:37] < o11c> win
[15:03:46] <@Jaxad0127> ^_^
#309578* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
test 2Comment: test 2
#310151* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
what are some superior and in demand websites for blogs? ?? . kcgfgecgbegacbcaComment: what are some superior and in demand websites for blogs? ?? . kcgfgecgbegacbca
#310317* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Where To Purchase AkChlor 250mg Without A Script gbgeaddfcagfbekfComment: Where To Purchase AkChlor 250mg Without A Script gbgeaddfcagfbekf
#310381 (-11/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#310531* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dila> !seen QZ8501
<@DrFred> dila, I don't remember seeing QZ8501.
Comment: On the day that AirAsia QZ8501 went missing
#52778 (-10/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#111182 (-10/542) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
#172742* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
#179444* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lol
#181934* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Please update!Comment: Update!
#182890* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Try to look here and may be you find what do you want:,Comment: Try to look here and may be you find what do you want:,
#282264 (-10/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor,
<Jack> A little bit of Monica on the steps,
<Jack> Mumbai number FIVE!
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