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#310461* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[00:14:09] * Ditznata yawns
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[00:14:38] <HomerBouvier> See what you did, Ditzy?
[00:14:39] <Ditznata> O.o
[00:14:50] <Ditznata> stooped netsplit
Comment: When there's yawnsplit, blame Ditzy.
#300465 (-17/101) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#301862 (-17/757) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoon
Comment: efnet
#310504* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
�Before falling to the ground, the rain has touched the sky. (Avant de tomber au sol, La pluie a touch� le ciel) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#10 (-16/4504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#309063 (-16/130) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#309165* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Comment: My quotes
#303942 (-16/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#309504* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #TripX
<Zenexer> BNC, commence idling.
* TGS laughs
<TGS> What?
<Zenexer> Do you know what a BNC is?
<Zenexer> (I assume so)
<Zenexer> I've instructed mine to idle here.  Like a tick.
<Zenexer> Feasting on your conversations.
<Zenexer> I need to sleep.
<Zenexer> To think I'm about to drive
Comment: zoom zoom zzzzzz
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#309928 (-15/45) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#310466* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OSaucey> Chrome's suggested spelling of "looking" is "lookin"
<OSaucey> Haha
<Senix> lol
<Senix> OSaucey, it thinks your southern
<OSaucey> I am
<Senix> i bin lookin' to russel me up sum grub
<Senix> o rly nao
<OSaucey> That's Texan
<Senix> OSaucey, R U RLY
<OSaucey> Yup
<Senix> yeah my misconceptions of "Southern" and "Texan" are quite noticable.
<rh2> o/
<Senix> didn't know that
<Senix> oh hello rh2
<Senix> \o
<rh2> Teh_Bucket: can you see me?
<Senix> no you need to wave your arms harder
<rh2> I'm in the slugger room
<rh2> but it says I'm disconnected or something
<Senix> wave your arms anyway i'm sure you need to exercise.
#310528* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Eek> `4
< Eek> ow, i dropped my phone on my face
Comment: Eek from #maiagame being himself
#185748 (-14/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
#307883* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< diabz> this wall socket has coax and rj12?
< diabz> still no cable
< risbo> just sayin
< risbo> 'cable' is coax.
< risbo> but i guess you might mean normal tv aerial + rj12
< diabz> nope
< diabz> coax as in cable
< diabz> i'm not sure what the difference is with tv antenna
< diabz> but i say coax for screw on cable
< diabz> and antenna cable for the normal tv one
Comment: what an idiot
#308620* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hotgirl17> you really have a small penis, don't you?
<bigman4u> of course, im asian
Comment: derp...
#308835 (-14/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
#309128* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nerdshark> i can't wait for x86 to die
#309474* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Red_Wolf_2> more specifically, if china blocked all bitcoin traffic, what would happen to miners and mining pools on the china side when they were cut off from the rest of the network?
<GenTarkin> wtf, I thought china was for bitcoin
<GenTarkin> didnt their government broadcast something on bitcoin recently in media!?"
<Red_Wolf_2> id put that message at rumor for now really
<Red_Wolf_2> but as a hypothetical
<lritter> what if china painted all their houses green!!
<Red_Wolf_2> wouldnt it cause a blockchain fork?
<Red_Wolf_2> lritter, they could claim to be a green country, or red-green colourblind given they're communist :P
<rumpler> Red_Wolf_2: They would have a shitty couple months, but as soon as they manage to reclculate down to an appropriate difficulty, they would jsut start their own fork.
<lritter> this is correct.
<lritter> invest in green paint.
* Green is not a country
<rumpler> Then when the networks reconnect, the two forks will battle it out for longest
<lritter> haha
<Red_Wolf_2> rumpler, then if they remerged with the rest?
* Green is not paint
<Red_Wolf_2> lol Green
Comment: Random discussion only to find "Green" is a user in the channel...
#33153 (-13/3405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant
#308632* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<Criously> (&#9758;&#65439;&#8704;&#65439;)&#9758; Oppan Gangnam Style
#308852* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#308865* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Äà óæ… Æèçíü – êàê âîæäåíèå âåëîñèïåäà. ×òîáû ñîõðàíèòü ðàâíîâåñèå, òû äîëæåí äâèãàòüñÿ.Comment: Äà óæ… Æèçíü – êàê âîæäåíèå âåëîñèïåäà. ×òîáû ñîõðàíèòü ðàâíîâåñèå, òû äîëæåí äâèãàòüñÿ.
#309249* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrGurns>  bitch was like all, im a unicorn bike.
<MrGurns> little did she know, i stole her soul and made her that
<MrGurns> cause bitches without souls are bikes.
Comment: ginger riding unicycle bike.
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