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#124 (-162/318) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
#313 (-162/277) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#1581 (-162/227) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy
#5054 (-162/204) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
#32755 (-162/228) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<mrWoot> porn = getting old
Open call for science fiction prose/art
#34066 (-162/216) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains.
<reptile-> Preferably small male children, who can't help themselves.
#247 (-161/315) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
#31959 (-161/245) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<BladeTR> I hate niggers soo much!
<Nick> aren't you black?
<BladeTR> I wish i was, my penis is soo small, eh....
#196 (-160/322) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#347 (-160/278) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
#4190 (-160/190) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Nettik> I mis ramtuff
<Nettik> I wonder what kinda ointment he had to use to get rid of the chaping.
<Nettik> he'd know
<Nettik> not unless the toy had this magic spongue core filled with lube, and during hard strokes it would bleed out the tip
#9528 (-160/196) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
#29000 (-160/268) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of how much of your family's gold and diamonds you could stuff up your nose in the event of a nazi invasion
<clay> it shows who's going to come out a winner, and who's going to come out soap
Comment: the #lost qdb was better :(
#32864 (-160/284) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour
#451 (-159/243) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?
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#699 (-159/195) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
#805 (-159/234) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
#3212 (-159/237) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up.
#20462 (-159/227) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english
#223 (-158/317) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#826 (-158/221) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms) that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because they spent 24/7 on there computors
#12729 (-158/274) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail
#34975 (-158/274) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<timmo> man
<timmo> not only did my dog puke in the house
<timmo> but the dog also SHIT in the house
<kisama> haha he made banana split
#56 (-157/471) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich
#434 (-157/260) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop
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