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#309063 (-21/125) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#305320 (-20/672) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#309304* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
#309457* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
#310460* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
#310523* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#310524* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#308317* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
#309378* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> doh
Comment: freenode/#zsh.de
#310461* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[00:14:09] * Ditznata yawns
[00:14:27] * Molestia has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * HomerMobile has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * Lacey_Agate has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * ama has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * ama|bnc has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * Night has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * catnickfl has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * Gabriel|Away has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:38] <HomerBouvier> See what you did, Ditzy?
[00:14:39] <Ditznata> O.o
[00:14:50] <Ditznata> stooped netsplit
Comment: When there's yawnsplit, blame Ditzy.
#185553 (-17/63) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#300465 (-17/101) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#301862 (-17/757) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoon
Comment: efnet
#310504* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�Before falling to the ground, the rain has touched the sky. (Avant de tomber au sol, La pluie a touch� le ciel) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310615 (-17/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
#10 (-16/4504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#309928 (-16/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#308835 (-15/423) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
#309165* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
IN THIS BUSY WORLD OF FAKE SMILES, I JUST FOUND A REAL ONE.
JOEINA
Comment: My quotes
#309504* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #TripX
<Zenexer> BNC, commence idling.
* TGS laughs
<TGS> What?
<Zenexer> Do you know what a BNC is?
<Zenexer> (I assume so)
<Zenexer> I've instructed mine to idle here.  Like a tick.
<Zenexer> Feasting on your conversations.
<Zenexer> I need to sleep.
<Zenexer> To think I'm about to drive
Comment: zoom zoom zzzzzz
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#310466* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<OSaucey> Chrome's suggested spelling of "looking" is "lookin"
<OSaucey> Haha
<Senix> lol
<Senix> OSaucey, it thinks your southern
<OSaucey> I am
<Senix> i bin lookin' to russel me up sum grub
<Senix> o rly nao
<OSaucey> That's Texan
<Senix> OSaucey, R U RLY
<OSaucey> Yup
<Senix> yeah my misconceptions of "Southern" and "Texan" are quite noticable.
<rh2> o/
<Senix> didn't know that
<Senix> oh hello rh2
<Senix> \o
<rh2> Teh_Bucket: can you see me?
<Senix> no you need to wave your arms harder
<rh2> I'm in the slugger room
<rh2> but it says I'm disconnected or something
<Senix> wave your arms anyway i'm sure you need to exercise.
#310528* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Eek> `4
< Eek> ow, i dropped my phone on my face
Comment: Eek from #maiagame being himself
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