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#311508 (-23/121) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
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<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
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You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
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�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
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When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
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�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
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<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
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<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
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<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
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<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
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< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#305320 (-19/673) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
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6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
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<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
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Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
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<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> doh
Comment: freenode/#zsh.de
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[00:14:09] * Ditznata yawns
[00:14:27] * Molestia has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * HomerMobile has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * Lacey_Agate has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * ama has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:27] * ama|bnc has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * Night has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * catnickfl has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:28] * Gabriel|Away has quit (chrysalis.canternet.org cadance.canternet.org)
[00:14:38] <HomerBouvier> See what you did, Ditzy?
[00:14:39] <Ditznata> O.o
[00:14:50] <Ditznata> stooped netsplit
Comment: When there's yawnsplit, blame Ditzy.
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