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<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
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<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
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You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
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�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
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�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
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<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
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<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
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(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
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<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
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<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
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<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
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<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
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<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
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6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
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<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
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<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom
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< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
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Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
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<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> doh
Comment: freenode/#zsh.de
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