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#302242 (-24/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#308877 (-24/136) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#310506* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le d�sert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310511* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du c�ur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310546* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
#311498 (-24/136) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#309202* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
#310507* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310508* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#304083 (-22/158) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video
#309403* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
#310509* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310512* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310544* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nader Mahmud> WHEN YOU ALL SEE THAT YOU ALL NEED TO EDUCATE YOUR SELFS ,YOU WONT LOOK SO STUPID!
#182244 (-21/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#305320 (-20/672) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#309304* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
#309457* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
#310460* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
#303942 (-19/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#310523* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#310524* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#185553 (-18/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#308317* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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