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#201076 (-23/141) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#309202* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
#310507* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310508* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310981 (-23/157) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
#188054 (-22/130) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#295045 (-22/98) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom
#309403* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
#310509* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310512* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310544* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nader Mahmud> WHEN YOU ALL SEE THAT YOU ALL NEED TO EDUCATE YOUR SELFS ,YOU WONT LOOK SO STUPID!
#311498 (-21/143) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#182244 (-20/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#305320 (-20/672) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#309304* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P
#309457* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kyle> I'm spending today watching Google IO probably
<@Forkk> :/
<Kyle> Google IO comes once a year bro,
<sporkk> (Link to the Wikipedia page for Old Mac Donald had a farm)
<Kyle> Google IO
<sporkk> (Link to Goolge IO)
<Kyle> Lol
<Kyle> it's googling
<Kyle> Google Why does Orochimarufan suck?
<sporkk> (Link to Orochimarufan's tumblr)
#310460* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Demetrious> someone in here isn't lewd?
* @Kiri-bot lewd-oils Demetrious!
* Demetrious facepalms
#310745 (-20/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#185553 (-19/67) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#310523* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#310524* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#300465 (-18/102) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#308317* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
#309378* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> doh
Comment: freenode/#zsh.de
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