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#310512* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310523* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
6:48 PM <�fahadash> sunshine0:
6:48 PM <�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
6:48 PM &#8656; sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-44-195-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
6:49 PM <�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#310524* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<�fahadash> sunshine0:
<�fahadash> Howz the weather like ?
sunshine0 quit (~alpha@pool-108-42-196-16.clppva.fios.verizon.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
<�fahadash> Ok Tornado then
#309378* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> doh
Comment: freenode/#zsh.de
#310461* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:14:09] * Ditznata yawns
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[00:14:38] <HomerBouvier> See what you did, Ditzy?
[00:14:39] <Ditznata> O.o
[00:14:50] <Ditznata> stooped netsplit
Comment: When there's yawnsplit, blame Ditzy.
#300465 (-17/101) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#301862 (-17/755) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoon
Comment: efnet
#308317* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!Comment: Hello! ckefeea interesting ckefeea site! I'm really like it! Very, very ckefeea good!
#309277* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanqui> I figured out how to improve lzss compression
<Sanqui> &#683;�
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#308835 (-16/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
#310504* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�Before falling to the ground, the rain has touched the sky. (Avant de tomber au sol, La pluie a touch� le ciel) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#308614* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UNDERTAKER420> wow dead 2niteComment: Ironic
#309128* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nerdshark> i can't wait for x86 to die
#309165* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
IN THIS BUSY WORLD OF FAKE SMILES, I JUST FOUND A REAL ONE.
JOEINA
Comment: My quotes
#309504* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #TripX
<Zenexer> BNC, commence idling.
* TGS laughs
<TGS> What?
<Zenexer> Do you know what a BNC is?
<Zenexer> (I assume so)
<Zenexer> I've instructed mine to idle here.  Like a tick.
<Zenexer> Feasting on your conversations.
<Zenexer> I need to sleep.
<Zenexer> To think I'm about to drive
Comment: zoom zoom zzzzzz
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#310466* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OSaucey> Chrome's suggested spelling of "looking" is "lookin"
<OSaucey> Haha
<Senix> lol
<Senix> OSaucey, it thinks your southern
<OSaucey> I am
<Senix> i bin lookin' to russel me up sum grub
<Senix> o rly nao
<OSaucey> That's Texan
<Senix> OSaucey, R U RLY
<OSaucey> Yup
<Senix> yeah my misconceptions of "Southern" and "Texan" are quite noticable.
<rh2> o/
<Senix> didn't know that
<Senix> oh hello rh2
<Senix> \o
<rh2> Teh_Bucket: can you see me?
<Senix> no you need to wave your arms harder
<rh2> I'm in the slugger room
<rh2> but it says I'm disconnected or something
<Senix> wave your arms anyway i'm sure you need to exercise.
#310528* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Eek> `4
< Eek> ow, i dropped my phone on my face
Comment: Eek from #maiagame being himself
#310549* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(~OBattler) My Little Democratic People's Pony of Korea
(~OBattler) in which Kim Il-dash single-handedly wipes the Derpies from the Democratic People's Republic of Equestria
#307883* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< diabz> this wall socket has coax and rj12?
< diabz> still no cable
< risbo> just sayin
< risbo> 'cable' is coax.
< risbo> but i guess you might mean normal tv aerial + rj12
< diabz> nope
< diabz> coax as in cable
< diabz> i'm not sure what the difference is with tv antenna
< diabz> but i say coax for screw on cable
< diabz> and antenna cable for the normal tv one
Comment: what an idiot
#308620* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hotgirl17> you really have a small penis, don't you?
<bigman4u> of course, im asian
Comment: derp...
#309474* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Red_Wolf_2> more specifically, if china blocked all bitcoin traffic, what would happen to miners and mining pools on the china side when they were cut off from the rest of the network?
<GenTarkin> wtf, I thought china was for bitcoin
<GenTarkin> didnt their government broadcast something on bitcoin recently in media!?"
<Red_Wolf_2> id put that message at rumor for now really
<Red_Wolf_2> but as a hypothetical
<lritter> what if china painted all their houses green!!
<Red_Wolf_2> wouldnt it cause a blockchain fork?
<Red_Wolf_2> lritter, they could claim to be a green country, or red-green colourblind given they're communist :P
<rumpler> Red_Wolf_2: They would have a shitty couple months, but as soon as they manage to reclculate down to an appropriate difficulty, they would jsut start their own fork.
<lritter> this is correct.
<lritter> invest in green paint.
* Green is not a country
<rumpler> Then when the networks reconnect, the two forks will battle it out for longest
<lritter> haha
<Red_Wolf_2> rumpler, then if they remerged with the rest?
* Green is not paint
<Red_Wolf_2> lol Green
Comment: Random discussion only to find "Green" is a user in the channel...
#33153 (-13/3405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant
#307896* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LtBrenton> dude
<LtBrenton> we should start some kind of a geek cell
<nerdpox> cell?
<nerdpox> like a terrorist cell?
<LtBrenton> haha
<LtBrenton> well given how fucking baller we all are
<LtBrenton> calling it a club or society would give the wrong impression
<nerdpox> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<nerdpox> oh my god
<nerdpox> quoted
<LtBrenton> ah shit, for those of you reading on bash/qdb: you just lost the game
<nerdpox> FUCK YOU
<nerdpox> IT'S BEEN A YEAR
<LtBrenton> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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