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#309417* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zonad> it makes your worse.
#310519* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
surf with both hands free :)
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#310815 (-28/76) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago
<Se7eN> there was this guy called Wiccy, Jigsy^ZzZzZ and others remember him
<Se7eN> and he would always "fluff" people he liked when the joined the main chan
<Se7eN> and i thought of it as like, fluffing someone's pillow to make their spot comfy upon arrival or something
<Se7eN> so for years i /me fluffed people
<Se7eN> and later found out it was a porn thing people do to "prep" male actors.
#304802 (-27/109) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
#310745 (-27/81) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#309204* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement
#311447 (-26/72) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
#311498 (-26/132) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#308159* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR jesus
^fucking dumbasses
#118259 (-24/930) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
#188054 (-24/122) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#302242 (-24/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#308877 (-24/136) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#310506* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le d�sert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310511* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du c�ur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310546* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
#309202* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
You are a revelation that even Prophet would have fantasized. My search for truth that I seek through you can even belittle Buddhas unfathomable pursuit for truth.Comment: Love quote
#310507* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�Who destroys is destroyed. Who builds is built. (Qui d�truit se d�truit. Qui construit se construit.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310508* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�We don't build the ruins. Our soul is in hate. (On ne construit des ruines. - Notre �me est dans la haine.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#303942 (-22/208) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#309403* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
When a student can beat his teacher, the teacher must become a student again.Comment: Teaching, Karate
#310509* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�Who forgets himself in love remembers the future. (Qui s'oublie dans l'amour - Se souvient du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310512* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
�Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : - Voil� ce qu'est l'enfer) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310544* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nader Mahmud> WHEN YOU ALL SEE THAT YOU ALL NEED TO EDUCATE YOUR SELFS ,YOU WONT LOOK SO STUPID!
#182244 (-21/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
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