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#199365 (-36/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#310904 (-35/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well'
#308653* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
What is it,Comment: What is it,
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<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
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<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#307885* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
English teacher: I never understood and I just hate grammar.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you hate your grandma?
English teacher: ?! English joke? Very funy.
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#309423* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Worst Decision is Better Than no Decision.Comment: by Maxim Behar
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<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> wow
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant
#304083 (-31/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video
#309477* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CiDhed> Tired of rumors.
<dkelle4> conservatives live on rumors.
<dkelle4> >_>
<Moon_Doggy> like how your mom lives on dicks?
<dkelle4> O_o
<riggsAndroid> wow
#200629 (-29/129) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
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<Zonad> it makes your worse.
#310519* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
surf with both hands free :)
from tgpss.com/add.html
#309204* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement
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<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
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hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
^fucking dumbasses
#311508 (-25/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
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<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom
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<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#304802 (-24/114) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
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<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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�In the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le d�sert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310511* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
�The sniper of heart misses only flowers. (Le sniper du c�ur - Ne rate que les fleurs) - [Charles de LEUSSE]�
#310546* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@BsitsAdolf> !startserver
<@BsitsAdolf> doesn't work =/
<@BsitsAdolf> !restart
<@BsitsAdolf> cmon
<%Joanna> ._.
<@BsitsAdolf> Expecto Patronuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
<@BsitsAdolf> mmhm
<@BsitsAdolf> seems like that only works in harry potter ^^
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