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#197814 (-35/101) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#200629 (-34/124) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
#308653* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
What is it,Comment: What is it,
#310174 (-34/80) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#307885* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
English teacher: I never understood and I just hate grammar.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you hate your grandma?
English teacher: ?! English joke? Very funy.
#311508 (-33/111) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#309423* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Worst Decision is Better Than no Decision.Comment: by Maxim Behar
#295147 (-31/143) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> wow
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant
#309477* (?/75) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CiDhed> Tired of rumors.
<dkelle4> conservatives live on rumors.
<dkelle4> >_>
<Moon_Doggy> like how your mom lives on dicks?
<dkelle4> O_o
<riggsAndroid> wow
#310904 (-31/71) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well'
#201076 (-29/135) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#309417* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zonad> it makes your worse.
#310741 (-29/93) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen
#310519* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
surf with both hands free :)
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#310981 (-28/128) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
#310815 (-27/81) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago
<Se7eN> there was this guy called Wiccy, Jigsy^ZzZzZ and others remember him
<Se7eN> and he would always "fluff" people he liked when the joined the main chan
<Se7eN> and i thought of it as like, fluffing someone's pillow to make their spot comfy upon arrival or something
<Se7eN> so for years i /me fluffed people
<Se7eN> and later found out it was a porn thing people do to "prep" male actors.
#302169 (-26/144) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<froggey> dunno
<froggey> solemnwarning?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it
#304802 (-26/110) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
#309204* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Business is not about investment, it is all about involvement
#310745 (-26/82) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#311447 (-26/72) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
#188054 (-25/123) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#308159* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
hurrr durrrr DURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sports
HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR jesus
^fucking dumbasses
#118259 (-24/930) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier.
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