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Sabu [~sabu@wtfux-F16F005F.com] has quit [User has been permanently banned from WTFuxNet (Snitches get stitches)
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Aloha! zsr
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If you can pray when the sun is shining you can get Thur a stormComment: religious quote
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Hello! kbefedf interesting kbefedf site! I'm really like it! Very, very kbefedf good!Comment: Hello! kbefedf interesting kbefedf site! I'm really like it! Very, very kbefedf good!
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<Bananobot> I went to Japan to buy a loli from a vending machine, but when I punched in my selection, the loli got stuck. I tried shaking it and kicking it, but she wouldn't come out. Then I realized the vending machine was a car.
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<CareBear> I've been filled all week long LOL.
<Terminal> Filled all week long? By whom?
<Terminal> lol
<TheJayson> filled...
<TheJayson> stuffed with cock?
<CareBear> Yup.
<CareBear> :�
<Terminal> Stuffed with cum
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< pbrobinson> erikos: who's the maintainer of finance?
-!- pflores [~pflores@r186-48-67-137.dialup.adsl.anteldata.net.uy] has joined #sugar
< erikos> pbrobinson: the world bank?
< erikos> gonzalo_: finance maintainer, do you know who it is?
< gonzalo_> erikos, we maintain it
* erikos likes global we's
< erikos> pbrobinson: so requests please to gonzalo_ ;p
< gonzalo_> pbrobinson, any financial problem ?
Comment: Freenode
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<animated-anus-baboon-baby> i wish i was a slut i bet it would be cool
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Poonicorn: I don't use my laptop much
slungshot326: my hands smell like gasoline
Comment: wat
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<@nortti> I think I have said my installation is a bit screwed up
<@nortti> by me
<@shikhin> :-)
<@nortti> but still, cleaner than ubuntu
<@shikhin> That should be on bash or something :D
Comment: nortti had just said he doesn't have man installed
#309436* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[15:03:17] < Meway> !action [choice licks bites hugs kills kisses pokes rubs kicks likes smells touches] [echo $randomnick]
[15:03:17]  * elanore kicks Jaxad0127
[15:03:20] < Meway> hahahaha
[15:03:22] < Meway> win
[15:03:30] <-- Jaxad0127 has kicked Meway (Meway)
[15:03:37] --> Meway (~quassel@unaffiliated/meway) has joined #themanaworld
[15:03:37] < Frostypants> win
[15:03:37] < o11c> win
[15:03:46] <@Jaxad0127> ^_^
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test 2Comment: test 2
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what are some superior and in demand websites for blogs? ?? . kcgfgecgbegacbcaComment: what are some superior and in demand websites for blogs? ?? . kcgfgecgbegacbca
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Where To Purchase AkChlor 250mg Without A Script gbgeaddfcagfbekfComment: Where To Purchase AkChlor 250mg Without A Script gbgeaddfcagfbekf
#310531* (?/55) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dila> !seen QZ8501
<@DrFred> dila, I don't remember seeing QZ8501.
Comment: On the day that AirAsia QZ8501 went missing
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< gloone>     _"_ %
< gloone>     (<  ?       HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone>      ` "
< gloone>     __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone>    |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone>    (' | ') \\   YOU
< gloone>  __|\ , /  |/
< gloone> /:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone>   ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone>   ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone>    \ :  /
< gloone>     \: /
< gloone>      --
< gloone>      %%%
< gloone>       %%
< gloone>        %
< gloone>       /:\
< gloone>      |/|,
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<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>
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lol i just took the world's biggest shit lol
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BOMB GADDAFI
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googleComment: google
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Comment: USA
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Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
You'll get fucked in the brown
Wit' yo' pants up on the ground!
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My name is Doctor Faps
It's what I like to do
I fap a bunch
Then I fap some more
And then I take a poo
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zoot suit riot
i took a piss in your beer
zoot suit riot
i'll take a dump all up in your hair
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