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#5432 (74/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble
<DAL9000> and got dropped
<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
#8511 (74/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray
#40009 (74/154) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned
<Sanchezisgod> wut the hell? y in the hell would u think that?
<MouseTrapBob3749> dude hes obviously stoned man he keeps talking to me!
#15690 (74/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@arfbot> did you ever do that project in elementary school
<@arfbot> where you decided to give your oral presentation in the form of a rap
<@arfbot> so you'd get your best friend to come up with you and go "POOT-POOT-CHIT*** CHIT *** POOT-PPOT-CHIT!!!"
<@arfbot> while you rapped
<@arfbot> i think i did that once for my project on nintendo
#30539 (74/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich
<jonathans> and alone
Comment: #lost
#2899 (74/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.
#5715 (74/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
#305249 (74/176) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xxx: Is it just me or is Windos a misnomer?
Jef: ?
xxx: WinDOS
xxx: Win Disk Operating System
xxx: Whilst it isn't Win at all.
Jef: I thought it was windows.
xxx: What should we name your new operating system? Hmm, well, there is a window....
xxx: wait
xxx: Oh wow
xxx: There is a W there
xxx: That invalidates 3 years worth of thought
#2666 (74/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.
#300909 (74/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
Chaos: wow
Chaos: fuck you facebook
Chaos: everyone knows I'm pathetic just leave it be
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: "hey, make sure this guy doesn't kill himself okay"
#310382 (74/106) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away
#310640 (74/116) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't use meters
<OyajiVyse> America?
#32121 (74/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian
#1659 (74/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be
#14462 (74/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:(
<SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle
<SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once
<@Breathe> ...
<SirPrux> man did it hurt
<@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?
<huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber
#259198 (74/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/
#127 (74/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
#9091 (74/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
#6027 (74/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
#2956 (74/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
#33676 (74/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved
#4243 (74/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch
#11924 (74/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#7322 (74/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow
#5275 (74/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
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