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#309944 (59/69) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xplat> man, i am just amazed at how bad rhythmbox is
<xplat> i mean it, i'm literally amazed
<xplat> not just at how long it stayed the default gnome music player while being so bad, i've come to expect things like that
<xplat> it's how they managed to avoid all the obvious and easy mistakes and find a whole other set of mindblowingly inobvious mistakes to make instead
#1471 (59/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
#28375 (59/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae"
#45024 (59/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
��� Topic: [[klined]] changes topic to [FLEA at MIT June 19 | I love teh mirc | trojans and viruses and spyware, oh my | weak passwords lead to cookie dough icecream]
[@nmx] cookie dough ice cream?!
� @nmx changes his password to nmx
#140513 (59/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one.
#37601 (59/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deedux> speaking of food, I don't get it
<Deedux> when I was eating like a fat ass, my dumps were all normal and, for the most part, pleasant
<KArmA-> that's not what your tummy says
<Deedux> but now that I've been exercising and eating salads and what not, my ass is like celine dion
<Deedux> indiscriminantly spewing excrement
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#41956 (59/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the trunk on this new passat
<@zeleftikam> i think, while i was upside down in the trunk, my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and i sealed it in the trunk trim
<@zeleftikam> it's GONE
<@mitch> ha
<@mitch> nice work
<@zeleftikam> thx
#234739 (59/177) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< pegwole> hrm it's 64 degrees out
< Kajarii> cool
< pegwole> is it bad that when i read that i wanted to put a k on the end of 64?
< pegwole> god i'm such a geek
< Kajarii> Yeah, I'd have worried even more if you'd said it was 0x40 degrees out.
Comment: #linuxcranks
#44535 (59/155) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee.
#15610 (59/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that
#8187 (59/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
#49409 (60/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> stoichic joined #ampedout
* stoichic was promoted to operator by KOMPRECHU
* stoichic was promoted to operator by Eigenstat
* stoichic was promoted to operator by workstan
<workstan> it's like an ops-positive gangbang in here, man.
<workstan> and i got thirds :^(
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#19218 (60/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels
<TheWolf> i wish the doctors would hurry up and fix this
<TheWolf> brb
<TheWolf> gotta shit AGAIN
#20759 (60/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave?
<Terron> jew
<goaty> jew
<snuggles[away]> goddamn jew
<Happygay> dirty jew
#21278 (60/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
afkun: "funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's?"
Pixie7186: wtf?
Pixie7186: i dont get it...
afkun: ally, look at your CD-Rs.
afkun: what do they say?
afkun: now scroll up and re-read the statement.
Pixie7186: hahahaha
Pixie7186: thaats so funny
Pixie7186: lol
#12065 (60/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
#4131 (60/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<prence> o
<prence> h
<prence> m
<prence> y
<prence> g
<prence> o
<prence> d
<prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs
<prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@!  she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck
#8245 (60/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
#10809 (60/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis
#301628 (60/136) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo?
<HappyHobo> Is that like Amway?
<pnbeast> It's almost exactly not like Amway, HappyHobo.
#14399 (60/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested
<radii> yeah, duh!
#1091 (60/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#1107 (60/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
#39517 (60/136) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Sohcahtoa] oh my god this tastes so damn good...why did I never think of this before? Filled a cup with ice, put in 2 oz of Vodka (Stoli) and filled the rest up with fruit punch.
...five minutes later...
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I think I put in a bit too much vodka in that punch...my head is hurting, but if I keep whacking myself in the back of my head with my fist, it stops hurting.
[Sohcahtoa] I should go to fucking bed now.
[Sohcahtoa] I stopped hitting myself in the head and now the back of my head hurts as well as the rest of it.
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I'm a fucking idiot.
Comment: Sohcahtoa in a rare moment of clarity
#19038 (60/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky
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