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#4792 (63/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.
#214202 (63/145) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lightning> my mom and dad put a pw on all my games and stuff except for irc
<Shrink> You could always try and brute force it
<Lightning> i'm not gonna hit a couple of elderly people!!
#27364 (63/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> in my room
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> on my bed
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> they did loom
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> give me head
<sheeps> ok, the last bit was a lie
<sheeps> and I have no fucking clue what loom means but yeah
#22001 (63/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly
#41472 (64/134) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once.  It never changed, I was scared shitless.
#37382 (64/164) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<z80> lets be helpfull
<z80> and intelligent
<z80> and maybe arrive at some truth most ppl miss
<SabrWolf> u could also just shutup
#7179 (64/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
#781 (64/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
#58895 (64/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn.
<Neo> who pays attention to the talking, dirty or not?
<hellslave> No idea.
<hellslave> But ANY talking is annoying.
<hellslave> Just shut up and pork, already!
<Neo> lol
<hellslave> That's the genius of rape: no talking, aside from the introductory, "Scream and I'll kill you!"
Comment: #gsccc
#4629 (64/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up
#15125 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert.
#37656 (64/180) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work
[ joof ] i put in a completely legal CD and it wont read
[ @AirHorse ] its been set to illegal mode
[ @AirHorse ] so cant read legal cds
[ joof ] where
#298781 (64/136) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol
<jimster> o, fancy
<jasabella> ya, i got it for free anyways and i've barely used it
<jasabella> might as well use it rather than let it evaporate away
<FOXX> Actually, the ONLY way to use perfume is to let it evaporate away.
#3616 (64/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
#30755 (64/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
�� join: (D99) (Anon@MAK2237-A.STUDENT.TCU.EDU)
�� mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o D99)
�� quit: (Demize99) (Anon@Demize99.user.gamesnet) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(@D99) this is retarded
(@D99) I wouldn't stay connected to my own cock if i had to access it through TCU's internet
#27944 (64/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tmoenk> Alan Grimes..
<tmoenk> People have said that i have an infinite supply of patience.
<tmoenk> Alan Grimes spent infinity in just four days.
#27969 (64/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers
#2119 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> haha
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<VeRrUcKt> lol
<killspree> the players are running around in pain
#301383 (64/124) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS
<Biff> i'm still waiting for a response, a tracking number, ANYthing...
<Biff> and this seller has like, a 99.99% positive rating, with like, 60,000+ ratings
<Biff> i'm gonna turn that shit into 99.98
#37705 (64/172) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth
<@Petah> pissing on demand into a plastic cup is by far the worst thing I've had to do in a doctor's office. it trumps "turn and cough" by a mile
<@Petah> especially when you come out and hand the nurse a cup full of piss and she comments on the volume
<@Petah> FUCK YOU BITCH I HAD A LOT OF WATER!
#1869 (64/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<D\TOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg?
#4706 (64/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this
#2149 (64/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend
<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?
<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
#40805 (64/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no....
#43371 (64/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device"
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