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#4372 (73/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis
#89114 (73/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
daftpunk988: Bah, Im gonna hate going to college
daftpunk988: Hell, I still dont know exactly how college and university works yet
daftpunk988: Like majors and minors, what the hell does that mean?
LuminousIce: Major is just your primary field of study... the classes you take, the subject you focus on, etc. It's like choosing what you hated least in high school as something you get more of. Minors are the supplement to that... Like the smaller, less imposing crony that helps out the big scary mother fucker.
#1308 (73/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman
<CiXeL> michael jackson
#3105 (73/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
#12327 (73/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
<@madragoran> still couldn't find it
<@madragoran> oh
<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
<@madragoran> fucking hell
<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit
#7214 (73/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove
#3634 (73/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt
#51 (73/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is
#304949 (73/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#305207 (73/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stump> I like working early, then after work I can do activities
<shifomg> wait, you have a life? when did that happen!?
<stump> I meant Legos
#40009 (73/153) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned
<Sanchezisgod> wut the hell? y in the hell would u think that?
<MouseTrapBob3749> dude hes obviously stoned man he keeps talking to me!
#42057 (73/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celestar> I almost got trapped yesterday
<Celestar> in a fucking car park
<Celestar> I was just paying, and suddenly the only gate began to close
<Celestar> so I ran up and found a photo sensor
<Celestar> luckily I always have duct tape in my bag
<Celestar> so I patched the light barrier with duct tape
<Celestar> to get my car
<GeniusDex> lol good work Celestar :P
#30539 (73/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich
<jonathans> and alone
Comment: #lost
#21583 (73/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on?
#336 (73/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops.
<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D
#6225 (73/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
#308049 (73/105) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance
<@Rjx> but free healthcare and legalizing harmless plants
<@Rjx> not quite as easy
#31840 (73/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of?
<jestuh> NORWEGIAN PROGRAMMING QUOTES!
<jestuh> <[Stig]> men er jo lett � se en feil, om det er!
<jestuh> <ZoraX> men pr�v "$fp=fopen("linker.txt", "wr");"
<|Chris> wow that's a hilarious quote
<livewireo> APPROVE
<|Chris> definately approve
<|Chris> that's quality
<Infinik> Yes.
<kitchen> i don't get it.
<Infinik> That's cause you have no sense of... something.
#15713 (73/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing
nitrous balloons...
<{Mantis}> pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add
<{Mantis}> we were in the middle of this awesome conversation and then we both
looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman who was painted
from head to toe as a cheetah...
<{Mantis}> with wiskers and all...I thought I was hallucinating...and then she
walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have some of your
ballooon"
<{Mantis}> I was so startled I let it go......and it went zinnning around,....
<{Mantis}> she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and another one...
#1906 (73/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."
#267642 (73/137) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rowan> [link to image of girl]
<Rowan> that be her
<art0rz> i would hit it
<Rowan> you'd hit anything that moves
<Rowan> or probably preferably, can't move
#297086 (73/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< leth> gnufs: but that is already perfect, why would you need to change it?
< gnufs> leth: free software is not about perfection but satisfying your ego by modifying stuff for no reason
Comment: #gnewsense on Freenode
#259198 (73/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/
#1667 (73/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring
#1681 (73/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
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