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<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 188.8.131.52 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
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<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!
<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE
<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK
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<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray
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<Juggs> ahaha the funniest shit is when i took 3 e's at once at a lan
<Juggs> and as far as i was concerned i could slow down time
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<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich
<jonathans> and aloneComment: #lost
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* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
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<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of?
<jestuh> NORWEGIAN PROGRAMMING QUOTES!
<jestuh> <[Stig]> men er jo lett � se en feil, om det er!
<jestuh> <ZoraX> men pr�v "$fp=fopen("linker.txt", "wr");"
<|Chris> wow that's a hilarious quote
<|Chris> definately approve
<|Chris> that's quality
<kitchen> i don't get it.
<Infinik> That's cause you have no sense of... something.
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xxx: Is it just me or is Windos a misnomer?
xxx: Win Disk Operating System
xxx: Whilst it isn't Win at all.
Jef: I thought it was windows.
xxx: What should we name your new operating system? Hmm, well, there is a window....
xxx: Oh wow
xxx: There is a W there
xxx: That invalidates 3 years worth of thought
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<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
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Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
Chaos: fuck you facebook
Chaos: everyone knows I'm pathetic just leave it be
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: "hey, make sure this guy doesn't kill himself okay"
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<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away
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<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be
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<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/
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<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
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<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
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<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
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< twatson> how the fuck are you addicted to effexor
< wkr4k4r> its addictive
< twatson> oh
< twatson> that makes sense
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<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
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<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved
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(aaaaaaaaa) I know people at work that actually store files in the recycle bin. As in, they store files they plan to use in the future there. IT had to stop deleting files from it because of people's work was getting lost and had to be restored from the backups.
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<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"
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<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch
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<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine
<vartopia> that you shoplifted
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<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
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sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of a mother
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