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#3947 (75/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#310382 (76/112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away
#1906 (75/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."
#15730 (75/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us
* depresso falls over
<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen
#32121 (75/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian
#14718 (75/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
#141960 (75/121) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blipo> I'm trying to sell a 1GB DDR-667 RAM chip over Craigslist
<Blipo> So far two people have contacted me thinking I was talking about a mod for the DDR game
#2956 (75/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
#13198 (75/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those.
[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec:  you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d....
[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease
#19859 (75/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what?
#11924 (75/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#10645 (75/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA
#45975 (75/163) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EccleS> EriK: I'm more concerned about lying helpless in the dentists chair, while some trained sadist waves electrical equipment in my face
<capgadget> Just grab the dental nurses crotch.  At least you will have an excuse.
<capgadget> Unless it is a male nurse.
<capgadget> THen you are up shit creek.
<capgadget> Unless he's gay.
<_Arthur> gays often go up shit creek
#7590 (75/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD
#20395 (75/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@PHiZ> "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."
<@Riyan|Work> "one eyed mutant children welcome here"
#3509 (75/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
#304568 (75/135) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu
#7871 (75/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
#309708 (76/98) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Mich is now known as mich
<TB> Little mich
<TB> I don't understand the need to change from M to m
<Tibby> he ran into a goomba
#2517 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity
#46554 (75/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<robbi>  me, christy, and carrie are all cancers
<sethism>  cancers to society
#103645 (75/159) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its an interesting theory.
<magnum12> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of rabies.
<TheCowch> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of furries.
#309217 (75/95) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ender> Every day when I get up I intend to get all kinds of work done.
<Ender> Then everything goes horribly wrong.  :)
<devnull> every day when i get up i intend to get as little work done as possible.
<devnull> Then everything goes horribly wrong.
#996 (75/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#5614 (75/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
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