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#53055 (75/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<m[a]cky> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
#38466 (75/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could try asking here... I found my sister's goldfish on the floor about a minute ago (although I have no idea how long it's been there... it was dry though) ... it appears that it jumped out of the bowl... upon reinserting it it proceeded to just float there... is there anything I can do?
#48452 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
xcham: you interested [in taking an amateur radio certification course]?
Nruuuuup: this is like HAM radio?
xcham: yeah
Nruuuuup: the old-fashioned audio only version of blogging
xcham: I figure it's a handy thing to have a license for
Nruuuuup: because...?
xcham: in case, you know, society crumbles
Nruuuuup: hahaaha
Nruuuuup: why do i need a radio to go looting?
#40009 (75/155) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned
<Sanchezisgod> wut the hell? y in the hell would u think that?
<MouseTrapBob3749> dude hes obviously stoned man he keeps talking to me!
#31313 (75/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP!
#294742 (75/159) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
{GiGi}: Ffs Pony, you're so back in the closet, you can see Narnia
#32095 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.
Comment: #debian on Freenode
#3947 (75/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#310640 (75/117) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't use meters
<OyajiVyse> America?
#15730 (75/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us
* depresso falls over
<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen
#14718 (75/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
#141960 (75/121) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blipo> I'm trying to sell a 1GB DDR-667 RAM chip over Craigslist
<Blipo> So far two people have contacted me thinking I was talking about a mod for the DDR game
#310153 (75/85) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xaiier> I'm curious as to what a nuclear meltdown in space would be like
<scott_manley1> well there's no down
<scott_manley1> so it's more a melt
<Xaiier> oh right
#2956 (75/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
#13198 (75/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those.
[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec:  you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d....
[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease
#19859 (75/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what?
#11924 (75/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#1432 (75/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
#5017 (75/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#18340 (75/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves
#7590 (75/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD
#3509 (75/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
#304568 (75/135) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu
#7871 (75/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
#17093 (75/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k
<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!"
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