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#304603 (68/130) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chroder> sometimes i touch the screen and then click on the mouse at the same time and pretend like its a touch screen.
#3817 (68/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music
#17129 (68/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!
#297450 (68/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dave2> Oh dear fuck I have just found an IRC log of someone from college as a hermaphrodite dragon engaged in cybering.
#8189 (68/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
<Soulflame> fdisk
#16125 (68/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak.
#8451 (69/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
#6661 (69/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough
#10000 (69/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
#10781 (69/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk.
<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate
<Farnarcle> did i miss something
#3620 (69/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#16683 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MrTwix snacks Hekler around with a loose cannon
<h3kl3r> Hey, stop playing with my winkie like that !!!
<MrTwix> but its so tiny and cute
<h3kl3r> heh yeah...thats the same reason all the wimminz like it "awwwww! So small, and adorable. Can I pet it?" :P
<sunrpc> HAHAHAHA
#32043 (69/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company
<pHluid-> There's a RoadRunner joke in there, but I'm too lazy to find it.
#12339 (69/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
#16692 (69/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JCDenton> i wasn't flooding............
<JCDenton> i was sharing
#12606 (69/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
#6719 (69/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
#2382 (69/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#4175 (69/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
#144982 (69/159) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once
<dogan> didn't know what to say to him
<zuu> how about "it's you."
#16994 (69/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
#55138 (69/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual
<Pen_Pen> And the rest are female.
#3939 (69/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0
#311143 (69/79) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<devilmaydry> play pso2 while working
<~Drakkar> ncan't
<~Drakkar> -m
<~Drakkar> +m
<~Drakkar> -n
<~Drakkar> writing
<InfiniteOregano> i like that you made sure to add the m that you took away even though there was no m to begin with
<InfiniteOregano> you can't have negative ms floating about
<InfiniteOregano> breaking reality
#310382 (69/101) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away
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