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#25637 (68/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"
#17961 (68/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa*
#8496 (68/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dodgelap ] fuck
[dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account
[dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ?
* Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space
#49991 (68/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon party on it
<Tezkah> ah, the wonders of technology
Comment: #torchthebridge, slashnet
#6986 (68/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#311122 (68/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone?
#307798 (68/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vera> i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of meComment: Vera is a doctor.
#29016 (68/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
� @mokujin_ � they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away
#304222 (68/118) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> "I like these piercings that look like clubs and spades."
<@Sebas> "Get your upper lip pierced too, then you can get the hearts and the diamonds as well and have a pokerface."
#310629 (69/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TonyTheLemur> they tested our tornado siren a couple mornings ago
<Glaug-Eldare> did she attract any tornadoes
Comment: #foxie
#31336 (68/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#55916 (68/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r4v5> price: US $6.99
<r4v5> Shipping: US $7.99 -- US Postal Service Priority Mail�
<r4v5> At your local Skate Shop these bearings run for more than $15!
#1139 (68/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
#103028 (68/152) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blacken> I've seriously pissed off headshrinkers before.
<Blacken> "Well, I was raped by my uncle as a child, I slammed my brother's hand in the oven door when I was eleven because I was jealous of the attention that he got as a baby, and I burned the woods behind my house down when I was 15."
<Blacken> "WHAT?!"
<Blacken> "Nah, I'm just fucking with you."
#6778 (68/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
#264828 (68/138) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> You guys do realize that if McCain wins, watching him try to lead the country is going to be an equivalent exercise in frustration to watching your great-grandfather trying to set the VCR clock.
#14460 (68/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here?
<alec_eso> i have
<[oQp]> how is it?
<carlsb3rg> They always come down
#294527 (68/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nqfud> the local supermarket has an almost completely deaf cashier with a poor quality hearing aid, so she just guesses what you are saying
<nqfud> I said "you walk like your vagina lips are swollen" and she decided to tell me how her christmas day went
#26245 (68/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
#55173 (68/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad.
<Keemo> no, thats ZionAlarm
#23965 (68/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ?
#50343 (68/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<polpotpie> Guy came into the photo store today to pick up a roll we had developed.
<polpotpie> He goes, �I have no idea what�s on this roll.�
<polpotpie> I said with a smile, �Sir, sometimes those can be the best ones!�
<polpotpie> He replies, �My son was killed in a car crash 2 weeks ago and this roll was in his car.�
<polpotpie> C�est la vie.
#30643 (68/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child
<MaTriX-> omg, tell her to put on a little weight
<MaTriX-> u'll be fucking bones
<MaTriX-> :p
<SDS91> no thanks
<SDS91> I have no problem fucking children
#1224 (68/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
#28374 (68/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nForbes> ohh cool
<nForbes> i bet i've seen your hose
<nForbes> house*
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