|#1851 (57/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
|#10828 (57/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
|#16210 (57/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then?
|#5718 (57/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
[OutLore ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
|#29048 (57/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> hahaComment: December 26th
|#20602 (57/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events.
|#306046 (57/77) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
skyhawk2891_: captchas will be the death of me
skyhawk2891_: one day a man will hold a gun to my head, show me a captcha, and say "WHAT DOES THIS SAY OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT"
skyhawk2891_: and that's how I will die
|#309377 (57/117) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card?
<Tonitrus> Missile access code
<Tonitrus> For emergencies
<Zetetic> Even our government isn't that stupid
* Zetetic hopes
<akkark> what does it read?
<Zetetic> Four digits
<Zetetic> I'd tell you, but I'm worried Tonitrus is right
<Zetetic> So I don't want to say it on a public channel
|#30857 (57/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<FireEgl> I'm hurngy.
<tito> why don't you eat your dick
<FireEgl> nah, I'm saving it for emergencies.
|#1936 (57/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly.
<asylum_> fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN> rm -f is too slow. newfs.
<rudefix> hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!
|#6812 (57/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
(user1) is awke?!?2
(user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal
|#56732 (57/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Throgan> Oh, speaking of Monty Python, I think Terry Gilliam is doing some thing on PBS about the number 1.
<cookiemonster> Leave it to Monty Python to make an entire show about piss.
|#13732 (57/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
<Kwyjimbo> i understand
<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that
|#21940 (57/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
[krys] mmm salad
[hoho] salad is what food eats
[krys] then i guess im food
[krys] soooo EAT ME BITCH
|#103864 (57/135) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess
<Kojispruke> and then I piss off my opponent when I start playing checkers
|#2240 (57/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
|#302032* (?/93) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<+MachineDog> ....crap, how do I do the action things?
<+Kitten> you do /me
<+MachineDog> you WISHComment: My first day on IRC
|#29915 (57/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it!
|#309242 (57/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Elizacat> our government couldn't stop a baby from choking on a plastic bag if it was on the congressional floor
<Elizacat> half of the house would say the baby should be allowed to die
<Elizacat> from its own stupidity
<Elizacat> and the other half would be too busy attaching riders to the bill to take the bag off the baby's head
<Elizacat> so in the end, the bill to remove the bag from its head, would contain funding packages for at least 10 gov't agencies
<Elizacat> then the senate would bicker that it's GOP legislation to remove the bag and that there should be a total ban on all bags everywhere
<Elizacat> in the end a supreme court ruling would rule it's unconstitutional to remove the bag from the baby's head, rendering it moot
<Elizacat> during all this
<Elizacat> obama just stays silent
<Elizacat> and prefers to focus on the fiscal cliff
|#38914 (58/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Hidatoshi> the pizza person FORGOT MY FUCKING PIZZA
<Hidatoshi> he gave me one pizza
<Hidatoshi> and I was like
<Hidatoshi> "Uh where's the other one?"
<Hidatoshi> He looked at the recent and said "Oh shit."
<Hidatoshi> "I'll be right back."
|#302087 (58/106) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay
|#8472 (58/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic"
|#39708 (58/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed
|#7968 (58/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?
|#232484 (58/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
Mark: nah, that's mostly good to go but FUCK PHP's GC is embarassing
Mark: like, you have to unset() array items when you're done with them or it'll just hold on forever
Sean: ok, so it is like REAL WORLD garbage collection, where they will take the small trash, but leave your couch for a few weeks?
save page |