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#16883 (63/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha
#1787 (62/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
#38919 (63/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<utopian> I was at the Spiderman 2 premiere
<utopian> and they told us to turn off all cellphones
<utopian> and someone yelled out "in soviet russia, cell phone turn off you!"
Comment: #geekissues
#20493 (63/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire.
<jsi> HellFyre: At least that can enrage the French.
#4366 (63/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT LEAST ONE THIRD THE LENGTH OF AN X-BOX CONTROLLER."
#30248 (63/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
#45866 (63/147) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Di> i had to walk down to william st. there to drop off summit
<Di> so on this narrow part of the footpath, this fat, pikey, annoying bitch is walking against me
<Di> so i step off the footpath cos she wont
<Di> she bitches at me then, saying she could have turned sideways if i had the manners to ask
<Kaimera> in her pikey limerick accent
<Di> so I said "You turning sideways would have been counter-productive!" but she didnt get it!
#25132 (63/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me
#302397 (63/87) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DOZ> they're doing heat jokes man
<DOZ> that's not cool
<LS> I have absolute zero tolerance for those
#6742 (63/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes
#19301 (63/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deimos> i'm rereading brave new world and 1984
<deimos> so i can figure out the proper way to act in this new mccarthism
<Twid> rat out all your friends
#40805 (64/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no....
#6505 (63/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"
#39025 (63/131) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rayne> Argh... If I get another piece of spam offering to enlarge my penis I'm gonna take a fucking picture of it and e-mail it back to them.
<mOdac> Rayne, you'll just get more
#20858 (63/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep
<nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend
<nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online"
<nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone"
<nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something, and i called him and the lines busy"
<nutrasweetie> me: "NO"
<nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let me on to talk to you"
#5755 (63/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
<@zartik> and he msg's me:
<@zartik> -06:46- [      hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.
<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =<
#220553 (63/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Grim: I'm gonna go shower though
Grim: I'll be back later
Dexi: wtf? since when do you shower!?
Grim: shut up! it's the 30th
Grim: that's always when I do it
#1168 (63/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you
#47251 (63/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasant
Comment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
#1940 (63/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left
#10647 (63/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
#6566 (63/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
#11176 (63/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time
<Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337
#37289 (63/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again?
#37037 (63/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial
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