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nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet
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<@psych0sys> i hate those questionable farts where your not sure if your about to experience relief or a massive stream of molten shit
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[WorkDeed] bahahaha
[WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..."
[KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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<Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)
<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic)
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<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well
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~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
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<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz
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<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today
<Hayden> apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth
<Hayden> and the calf wouldnt come out
<Hayden> so the wrapped chains around its legs
<Hayden> and pulled it out by driving the truck
<Hayden> and broke the cows hips
<Hayden> and then shot it
<Hayden> and they named the calf jesus
<Hayden> how fucked up is that
Comment: #machogang on otherside
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«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4.
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<Lord_Iryn> I once drove a golf cart into a lake
<Aerdan> o.o
<Joan> LMAO
<Lord_Iryn> Honestly, How was I supposed to not drive into the lake while getting into a fist fight with my brother
<Lord_Iryn> I just realised something, there is something seriously wrong with my family
<Lord_Iryn> Seriously he was like punching me in the back of the head and I kept saying, "you mess with the driver, bad shit happens." then I was all like, thats it, and punched him in the gut a couple times
<Lord_Iryn> then like a few seconds later, SPLAHS!
<Lord_Iryn> SPLASH!*
<Aerdan> haha
<Lord_Iryn> I see now, my whole childhood was like one giant episode of Jackass
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<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
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<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
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<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
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<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
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<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one
<CBA> Those were dog years.
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<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"
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<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?
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[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
::: Quits: Infinity: Connection reset by peer
::: Joins: Infinity
[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long
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<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
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<gorF> heeh
<gorF> wtf, I spelled 'hehe' wrong
<gorF> AGAIN
Comment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
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<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing
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<ctburley> bacardi grand melon tastes like something
<ctburley> but watermelon it does not.
<ctburley> however
<ctburley> the burps taste like watermelon
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nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me
walker: wow
nathan: another point for destroying the world
walker: tell him he's a faggot for me
nathan: lol
nathan: we won't last a week, i bet
walker: yeah I know
walker: gay relationships founded on vegitarianism are always doomed
nathan: fuck I mean he, HE wont last a week
nathan: fuck you
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<trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist
<trucker> thats my job
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mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am
mistercow43: i find a hot dog in the fridge
mistercow43: I think
mistercow43: "ok, I'll have a cheese dog"
mistercow43: I look
mistercow43: no cheese, except parmesan
mistercow43: no hotdog buns
mistercow43: in fact
mistercow43: no bread except for pita and tortilla
mistercow43: so naturally
mistercow43: I fried an egg
mistercow43: put it on the hot dog
mistercow43: put some italian pasta sauce on it
mistercow43: and some parmesan cheese
mistercow43: and nuked it for 30 seconds
Narso310: LOL
Narso310: was it good?
mistercow43: yes
mistercow43: yes it was
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