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<@Sir_herrbatka> what is the best vi mode for emacs?
< wheybags> vim
< wheybags> alias emacs='vim'
< wheybags> (did that on a society server once as an april fools day joke :P)
< wheybags> and alias vim='emacs' too
< wheybags> one guy came on irc
< wheybags> "why is vim taking so fucking long to start up"
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Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O
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<@Oliphaunt> I've been put off the Kindle by richard stallman and other horror stories about amazon fuckery
<@Lorkki> I like the expression "richard stallman and other horror stories"
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<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived!
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* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S
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<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness
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<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards
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<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
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<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?
<Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
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<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
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<Bone�Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam
<RonWeasley> www.surveyorcorp.com get webcam32 and go crazy
<InsomniFox> bone- have you got a bible handy?
<Mort-Hog> Yes. The Bible tells you how to set up your webcam.
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<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
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<nwg> any experience with drag events in JS?
<Mortchek> well last night I *was* wearing a skirt while coding
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<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle
<DaveMan> ok, in the south, thats acceptable, but not here
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* gibb blinks
* jitspoe winks ;)
* gibb sinks :o
* jitspoe thinks
* Murdock stinks.
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<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
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<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!!
<Revica4000>. . . . . . .
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*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni
*** Jayni is now known as Jaymi
<Jaymi> i can't type right handed
<StoneCold> <shamlessbragging> i can type with both of my hands really fast </shamlessbragging>
<Jaymi> i can only type with my left hand
<Jaymi> i'm only half ambidextrous
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<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)Comment: #ramen
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<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous
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<Proview> i've got this code that's doing some statistical analysis and its telling me there are 8 days in a week
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<SpencerW> anyone not so cranky want to help with an experiment?
<+AndySoft> How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
<+AndySoft> I didn't ask Mr. Owl.
<SpencerW> the limit of function (tootsie pop) as it approaches (finish) is 3
<@mokomull> No ... the limit of licks(tootsie pops) as (tootsie pops) approaches 1 is 3 :)Comment: Ask a stupid question in a calculator/math geek channel, get a stupid answer...
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(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)
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<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~firstname.lastname@example.org)
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<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO'
<Mousey> why am i first
<Mousey> thats really insulting
<vas-deferens> because your the best at iut
<mk4> why am i second ?
<vas-deferens> shit im third
<vas-deferens> i better work on my technique
<vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick
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