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#301502 (52/126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you."
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Esm�: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial"
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<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all
#36814 (52/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)
Comment: #ramen
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<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice.
#15837 (52/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
#17890 (52/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. �Tracer Script�
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
#4324 (52/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up with?? I've been trying to get that for my girlfriend forever and I don't get any sex0r anymore if I can't get it
#21249 (53/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards
#3848 (53/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic
#8200 (53/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#5388 (53/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.
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<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family?
#5410 (53/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
* andy slashes Prae's penis off.
<andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
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<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever
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<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous and wonderful
#27684 (53/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@afkaos> OMFG
<@stuff57> ?
<@afkaos> I think my Grandpa is using 1337 speak WTF?!
<@afkaos> This is my grandpa's E-mail address
<@afkaos> edd13@xxxxxxxx.xxx
<@afkaos> His name's Edward
<@afkaos> so it's like wTF?!
<@stuff57> lol
<@stuff57> h3y s0////13!
<@stuff57> 84(|< |// //'/ |)4'/
[<@stuff57> we didn't have any 1337 speak.
#52781 (53/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
renegadeaven: I finally figured out what DDR is.
renegadeaven: It is reflex training for Japanese fighter pilots.
renegadeaven: They are planning to attack Pearl Harbor again.
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<@kitchen> I logged into yahoo account after probably 100 years of not. got email "unexpected login attempt" even yahoo wasn't expecting me to ever log in again
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<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her
#15163 (53/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
#27963 (53/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
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(@Dangerman): ow...my...arse
(@Dangerman): not gonna do *that* for a while
#41026 (53/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ?
<Egofreaky> cartesian
<UnkNoWnOne> what the fuck is that >?
<Egofreaky> well, you get your X axis... then plot a set of distributed,
but linear, points along it... and then use it to find out the values of
certain 3 dimensional figures...
<UnkNoWnOne> huh ?
<UnkNoWnOne> whats ya tag ?
<Egofreaky> n^6/m2
#15688 (53/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize
< aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link frequenting the local brothel
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