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#11616 (58/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
#30819 (58/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot
<Antimatter> c'mon, it's *slashdot*. redundancy is an art form!
#310890 (58/78) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Odthin> dammit i just came out of the closet as a grammar nazi
<milaga> they are a little more fun than the grammar marxists
<Odthin> grammar marxist, do they try to share grammatical mistakes with the whole community
<milaga> but not nearly as fun as the grammar maoists
<milaga> who just say lmao whenever you try to correct them
#306805 (58/126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you
#36219 (58/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Xial> Command line interface terminal. :o
<@Xial> Women are COMPUTERS!!!!
* @Xial has scary realization
<+Nulike> :O
<@Xial> Seriously!
<@Xial> Why do you think we have so much control over them when we use the Command line interface terminal properly?
<+Nulike> Enlighten us!
<@Xial> Because it's powerful. A well interfaced CLIT is a happy CLIT, and a happy CLIT means we are treated well, in return. XD
<+Nulike> O_O
<@Xial> Makes sense? :3
<@Xial> Plus,
<+Nulike> Worst of all, it does.
<@Xial> some women tell us what to do when we're using it, sorta like pressing the help key
<@Xial> "Ooooh, slooooooowwwww..." for example
<@Xial> If you get a "Stop Teasing, and FUCK ME NOW!", you've likely done it right XD
<+Nulike> @.@;
Comment: #voices / DarkMyst; Xial's apparently had too much sugar and caffeine.
#16773 (58/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate
#309659 (58/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mgodzilla> windows has given me a recedin' hairline...unix has helped me grow a beard.
#290462 (58/138) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/
<anon9k3> but I'm not sure what kind to get
<Allah> a condolence card
<anon9k3> ass
<anon9k3> birthday
<anon9k3> I mean, I'm not sure what kind of birthday card to get for the person
<Allah> male or female?
<anon9k3> female
<Allah> then defiantly a condolence card, females hate getting older
#11686 (58/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hydrac7> Bukkake!
<Clockwork> hahaha
<Clockwork> BUKKAKE
<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.
<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really.
<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you
#23974 (58/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle?
#9128 (58/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question
#307373 (58/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< kn0where> a fox is like a cat and a dog rolled into one
< auxchar> And when you light it on fire, you get a web browser, too.
#686 (58/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust"
#22201 (58/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move
#7873 (58/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datentr�gerverwaltun g (gawd, I HATE windows)
#20167 (58/208) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
#7638 (58/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs
#39665 (58/186) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now
 · · Nick : qwack : [ qwack|lawns ]
about 10mins later
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone wanna buy a weed wacker?
[ qwack|lawns ] needs some repairs...
[ Anthony ] whats wrong with it?
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone know where i can get a cheap front wind screen for a 91 nissan sentra?
[ Anthony ] haha
Comment: weed wacker wouldnt start and the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
#233459 (58/128) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(phncs) what is the midwest good for
(phncs) other than giving stupid people political clout
(Iridium) lots of cows and no questions asked
#305915 (58/88) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lolth> Apparently at some point the city designer got a fetish of one-way streets, and unless you know your way around, you're in for a big surprise...
<Crazy-Cabal> How do you have a fetish for roadways? I mean I even accept jet planes getting it on but...
<Midwoka> Roads have curves...
<Midwoka> ...Though, depending on your sexuality, you might be put off by the man-holes...
#306433 (59/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crowbar> grg: no it's not hemriaging, but it's not profitable.
<kyleman7> hemorrhaging
<grg> hemorrhoids
<spacey> just remember any word with 'rrh' in it is bad news.
<spacey> diarrhea, hemorrhaging, gonorrhea
<grg> rhinorrhagia
<grg> fancy word for nose bleed :D
<grg> Rhacophorus achantharrhena
<grg> a frog!
<spacey> frogs are bad news. Just ask the people at Jurassic Park
<grg> Collared Sparrowhawk (Accipiter cirrhocephalus)
<grg> lol... this one is the best
<grg> acephalorrhachia
<grg> "congenital absence of the head and spinal column"
<spacey> yeah, I'd say that's pretty bad news
#310026 (59/105) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room.
<Zemyla> Wait, the wrong room was for the wrong room.
#14348 (59/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show.
Malcolm: By mixing various bits of Junkyard Wars, Crocodile Hunter, Iron Chef, Elimidate, and The Chair
SlashChick: hehe
SlashChick: what will it be called?
Malcolm: Titanium Crocodile Date Chef Chair
#232484 (59/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mark: nah, that's mostly good to go but FUCK PHP's GC is embarassing
Sean: :(
Mark: like, you have to unset() array items when you're done with them or it'll just hold on forever
Sean: ok, so it is like REAL WORLD garbage collection, where they will take the small trash, but leave your couch for a few weeks?
#18985 (59/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies.
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