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#5274 (52/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
#304027* (?/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Knoeki> flikker in dutch can mean faggot
<~Knoeki> but it also means, like.. flicker
<~Knoeki> as in the flickering of light
<k1ngb0ng> do faggots flicker?
<%Polynomial> they do...
* Polynomial puts on his sunglasses
<%Polynomial> in Twilight
#7586 (52/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit
#39075 (52/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyCoot> i wonder how you can tell if you have stopped growing
<finn> CrazyCoot, give it up... he won't get any bigger
#2474 (52/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month?
#6572 (52/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men
#5805 (52/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars?  I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
#2995 (52/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back
#33204 (52/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Badtz> oh hell.
<Badtz> I got something japanese subtitled in spanish.
<Badtz> and the glutton I am, I'll watch it anyway.
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#36277 (52/164) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<O-3> is IRC internet-based?
#304056 (52/80) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pherricoxide> walmart.. I tried to hack into their systems during my bored time
<pherricoxide> surprisingly didn't get very far
<pherricoxide> I did manage to screw up my badge once though
<pherricoxide> I entered my badge info into the item database
<pherricoxide> so when I tried to swipe my badge to log into things
<pherricoxide> it.. would display the price instead
-*- pherricoxide was worth $0.99
Comment: #wolf on irc.esper.net
#301502 (52/126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you."
#297666 (52/148) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Esm�: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial"
#7369 (52/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all
#36814 (52/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)
Comment: #ramen
#46286 (52/132) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice.
#309461 (52/78) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them
#15837 (52/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
#17890 (52/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. �Tracer Script�
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
#4324 (52/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up with?? I've been trying to get that for my girlfriend forever and I don't get any sex0r anymore if I can't get it
#21249 (53/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards
#3848 (53/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic
#8200 (53/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#5388 (53/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.
#5918 (53/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex
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