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<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
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<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough
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<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
<slippy> don't fight with the americans?
<slippy> hrhrhr
<doggie^> hahah
<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue
<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up
<slippy> lol
<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"
#10000 (69/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
#10781 (69/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk.
<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate
<Farnarcle> did i miss something
#3620 (69/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#16683 (69/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MrTwix snacks Hekler around with a loose cannon
<h3kl3r> Hey, stop playing with my winkie like that !!!
<MrTwix> but its so tiny and cute
<h3kl3r> heh yeah...thats the same reason all the wimminz like it "awwwww! So small, and adorable. Can I pet it?" :P
<sunrpc> HAHAHAHA
#32043 (69/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company
<pHluid-> There's a RoadRunner joke in there, but I'm too lazy to find it.
#12339 (69/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
#16692 (69/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JCDenton> i wasn't flooding............
<JCDenton> i was sharing
#12606 (69/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
#6719 (69/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
#2382 (69/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#4175 (69/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
#144982 (69/159) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once
<dogan> didn't know what to say to him
<zuu> how about "it's you."
#16994 (69/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
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<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual
<Pen_Pen> And the rest are female.
#3939 (69/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0
#310382 (69/101) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record audio from your mobile"
<@Madda> So... *shrugs*
<~Altieri> Well, part of the problem is that those privacy warnings aren't always clear.
<@Crazed_Succubus> i feel like if i was that bothered i'd cut myself off from all technology and live in the woods
<@Crazed_Succubus> but i'm determined not to Thoreau my life away
#6778 (69/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
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<aba> i was just in detroit
<jasn> congratulations.
<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose
<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine
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<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll
<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"
<tobdude> LOL
<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price
<Blackmail> ew, a used one
<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either
<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail
<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
<aNuBiS-> hahah
<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll
<tobdude>  thats so wrong
<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll
<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy
<CanOfSpam> oh
#37503 (69/159) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<everest-> seems your most effective method of contraception is your personalityComment: #geekissues
#6785 (69/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego
#8070 (69/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
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