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<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device" |
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liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship |
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< WakkoWRNR> I am a proud member of PETA
< WakkoWRNR> People Eating Tasty Animals |
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<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn.
<Neo> who pays attention to the talking, dirty or not?
<hellslave> No idea.
<hellslave> But ANY talking is annoying.
<hellslave> Just shut up and pork, already!
<Neo> lol
<hellslave> That's the genius of rape: no talking, aside from the introductory, "Scream and I'll kill you!"Comment: #gsccc
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<TD-Linux> I have the weirdest dreams
<TD-Linux> like, I finally found a girlfriend in a dream
<TD-Linux> then found out she ran an incompatable OS version o.OComment: Dreaming at freenode
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<@rob> the trolls that are in #flirts are internet trolls. stacy`` is the kind of troll that lives in the ground and under bridges and asks tolls of people passing over her
<@Phrang> oh, i've heard of that profession. |
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<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult? |
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<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me |
#299423 (66/158) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@jpn> "Most UK radio stations are now having to censor the word 'sex' in the line 'birthday sex' replacing 'sex' with the word 'ssh' making it say 'birthday ssh'. This change has occured quite recently as orignally radio stations were free to play the uncensored version."
<@WorstQEvr> do you get birthday ssh when you turn port 22 |
#303335 (66/102) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noms> I WANT TACOS.
* Burrito has quit (Quit: Leaving) |
#304157 (66/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dogel> my mother said to me last night after i asked her to sign something
<dogel> "you know how to forge my signature, do it yourself" |
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<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time |
#310026 (66/112) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room.
<Zemyla> Wait, the wrong room was for the wrong room. |
#310959 (66/74) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%n473> so I migrated our first client site to our new cloud environment yesterday
<%n473> and literally the very first browsing log we got
<%n473> on our first site
<%n473> first cloud-active client
<%n473> was a pornhub search for "big ass blonde lesbian milfs" |
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<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard |
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<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies |
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<tress> i have no arms
<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw
<tress> i dropped my straw |
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<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left |
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<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;) |
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<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK! |
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<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here
<spazzer> actually
<spazzer> chew
<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
<ChewToy> she puts out!
<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass
<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
<ChewToy> :>
* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o |
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(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows |
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<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales" |
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<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you |
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<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek |
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