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#1385 (65/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
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(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best |
#2746 (65/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell." |
#2780 (65/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
*** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog
<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok |
#3726 (65/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary
<Janus120> can i have one?
<zeepe> well
<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock
<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener |
#4706 (65/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this |
#4792 (65/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid. |
#5028 (65/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once |
#6615 (65/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind |
#7985 (65/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday
Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck
Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here
Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30
napalm 256: she wake u up
Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself |
#8888 (65/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator |
#12232 (65/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day conversations but I know much big words. |
#13887 (65/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.
<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "Cum residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.
<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?
<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy |
#15037 (65/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2" |
#16883 (65/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha |
#22001 (65/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly |
#29249 (64/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9. |
#30248 (65/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet" |
#36221 (65/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone
<_Dim_> the fun part is, it's an image of the test im getting tomorrow :D |
#36453 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand |
#36759 (65/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@TheVirus) instead of head banging
(@TheVirus) i just scroll my mouse rapidly
(@TheVirus) same effect
(@NesO) lol
(@KillGod) haha
(@_razor_) lol |
#37656 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work
[ joof ] i put in a completely legal CD and it wont read
[ @AirHorse ] its been set to illegal mode
[ @AirHorse ] so cant read legal cds
[ joof ] where |
#37678 (65/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) dieComment: sherp is a tool
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#41472 (65/135) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed, I was scared shitless. |
#41723 (65/183) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!" |
#104302 (64/142) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gerrit> Cannot join #real-life (Banned) |
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