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#17961 (69/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa* |
#22108 (69/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K8> well the theme was aincient history
<josh_ip_te> oh,
<josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking?
<K8> and my friend had some home made costumes
* josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson |
#31336 (69/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^ |
#32043 (69/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company
<pHluid-> There's a RoadRunner joke in there, but I'm too lazy to find it. |
#39860 (69/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:03] <@tH> my friend's buying an ethernet switch from dell
[23:03] <%spazizoner> WHAT
[23:03] <@Knifa> LOL
[23:03] <@tH> and in the online checkout
[23:03] <@ReadMe> stop them, quick
[23:03] <@tH> it asks you
[23:03] <@tH> Q4. Will the product(s) be used in connection with weapons of mass
[23:03] <@tH> destruction, i.e. nuclear applications, missile technology, or
[23:03] <@tH> chemical or biological weapons purposes?Comment: We told him to tell him to awnser yes... not sure if he did it tho
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#41971 (69/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron
<@Invictus`> and liked it?
<@tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off
<@tremor> and he like
<@tremor> splooged a gallon
<@tremor> seriously
<@tremor> wtf
<@Invictus`> you watched it?
<@tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> STFU
<@Invictus`> HAHA
<@tremor> FUCK YOU
<@Invictus`> !setinfo <tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron <tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off <tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> DONT SETINFO THAT
<@tremor> YOU'RE FUCKING DEADComment: <3 tremor -bishop
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#50343 (69/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<polpotpie> Guy came into the photo store today to pick up a roll we had developed.
<polpotpie> He goes, “I have no idea what’s on this roll.”
<polpotpie> I said with a smile, “Sir, sometimes those can be the best ones!”
<polpotpie> He replies, “My son was killed in a car crash 2 weeks ago and this roll was in his car.”
<polpotpie> C’est la vie. |
#55173 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad.
<Keemo> no, thats ZionAlarm |
#78535 (69/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file?
(TheNoxinator) big or huge? |
#143443 (69/139) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<purpleposeidon> I absolutly can't wait for next decade's computers... they'll be so fscking awesome they won't even know what fsck is
<purpleposeidon> with like 80 tb hard drives, which would at that point would be the same as RAM, and 128bit 16 core processors
<nightwing> All just to run the 2015-version of Windows and MS Office ;-) |
#144982 (69/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once
<dogan> didn't know what to say to him
<zuu> how about "it's you." |
#276906 (69/97) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xxx: told my boyfriend I wanna wake up to oral pleasure
xxx: and I woke up in the morning, cuz he was trying to stick his dick into my mouth
xxx: fuck |
#304921 (69/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(DemonHeadx) Anyone know of a minecraft server host that can host about 1$ per player?
(Weltschmerz) A server that can host dollars is called a safe |
#311282 (69/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AndyWojo> If I were coming up with a package manager, I'd name it just
<AndyWojo> 'just install tmux'
<AndyWojo> and instead of a -f for forcing dependencies: 'just fucking install tmux' |
#311421 (69/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the term fixed. Surely an animal works as intended before the procedure, which renders a major subsystem inoperational. They are broken afterwards. |
#311434 (69/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<truck> DDT was stopped by police once "why are you here"
<truck> he showed his phone playing ingress
<truck> "I am a network technician, I am scanning this area for wireless problems"
<truck> "ok then"
<truck> police drive off |
#441 (70/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well |
#1978 (71/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass |
#3660 (70/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible." |
#4175 (70/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked |
#5309 (70/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka
<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays |
#5603 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4 |
#6281 (70/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus |
#7124 (70/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to |
#9204 (70/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting? |
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