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#8658 (67/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster. |
#10009 (67/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?" and "Shake it baby!" I think that's what alerted my mother.
<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate. |
#14084 (67/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ixnorp> saber has a job?
<Zanok> yeah
<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW
<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination |
#14444 (67/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them |
#14624 (67/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D
(Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true |
#17129 (67/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@! |
#18007 (67/208) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit |
#19338 (67/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular
PKDainichi> Yep. Well, if by "popular", you mean "easy". ;) |
#24048 (67/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts |
#28526 (67/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it |
#30643 (67/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child
<MaTriX-> omg, tell her to put on a little weight
<MaTriX-> u'll be fucking bones
<MaTriX-> :p
<SDS91> no thanks
<SDS91> I have no problem fucking children |
#36209 (67/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes
[@lsd] can't be much longer now |
#37025 (67/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox.
<Stryker> Fortunately, I can use it as a bed.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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#38995 (67/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#52807 (67/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@K) patches to 1.1
(TurboDttL) I'm a pirate so I use iPatches |
#85542 (67/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Tom_Beers> I love sneezing
<@Tom_Beers> it's like
<@Tom_Beers> an orgasm in your nose |
#103028 (66/156) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blacken> I've seriously pissed off headshrinkers before.
<Blacken> "Well, I was raped by my uncle as a child, I slammed my brother's hand in the oven door when I was eleven because I was jealous of the attention that he got as a baby, and I burned the woods behind my house down when I was 15."
<Blacken> "WHAT?!"
<Blacken> "Nah, I'm just fucking with you." |
#146404 (67/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows |
#220553 (67/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Grim: I'm gonna go shower though
Grim: I'll be back later
Dexi: wtf? since when do you shower!?
Grim: shut up! it's the 30th
Grim: that's always when I do it |
#294527 (67/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nqfud> the local supermarket has an almost completely deaf cashier with a poor quality hearing aid, so she just guesses what you are saying
<nqfud> I said "you walk like your vagina lips are swollen" and she decided to tell me how her christmas day went |
#295307 (67/93) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Francis: Someday, I'm going to rule the internet with an iron fist
Duo: not with a name like Francis.
Duo: more like a delicately manicured, leather-gloved hand
StoneCypher: lightly perfumed
Duo: and lotioned. |
#309461 (67/99) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them |
#779 (68/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1 |
#1139 (68/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :( |
#1224 (68/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX |
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