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*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels' |
#3817 (68/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music |
#4629 (68/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up |
#6986 (68/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in |
#11168 (68/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com
<ScumDog> wish me luck
<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about |
#12131 (68/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need? |
#13457 (68/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars |
#13603 (68/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three. |
#13725 (68/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories
<Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies |
#16125 (68/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak. |
#16251 (68/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aba> i was just in detroit
<jasn> congratulations.
<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose
<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine |
#20457 (68/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<juri_> calc thread_saftey_dance
<algorithm> o/~ we can thread if we want to/ we can leaving blocking IO behind / but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock)
then they're no libs of mine. we can block if we want to/ setjmp()? longjmp()? never mind! / and we can act like select() is all
a bad dream / with a scheduler to hide behind o/~ |
#21840 (68/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean." |
#25637 (68/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration" |
#27909 (68/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
<slippy> don't fight with the americans?
<slippy> hrhrhr
<doggie^> hahah
<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue
<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up
<slippy> lol
<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools" |
#29016 (68/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away |
#34125 (68/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** BabyJesus (~BabyJesus@w126.z066088223.sjc-ca.dsl.cnc.net) has joined channel #fark
* J-Lynx aborts BabyJesus
*** BabyJesus has left #fark |
#37879 (68/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tenor> omg dude
<Tenor> i was at olive garden today
<Tenor> and my grandpa was there too
<Tenor> and he goes "hey, i didn't get a breadstick" (everyone else had)
<Tenor> then he goes "what am i, black?"
<Tenor> i almost died laughingComment: maybe we're all racists.... (from #tenor on irc.gamesurge.net)
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#38911 (68/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
 Duff: man it's cool how the walking trees fuckup the white wizards tower
Name|ess: if lotr never existed and Duff said that
Name|ess: I would want your acid |
#49991 (68/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon party on it
<Tezkah> ah, the wonders of technologyComment: #torchthebridge, slashnet
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#54251 (68/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Syntacs> Ah ha! I figured out what you should do with your giant porch, Wazm.
< Syntacs> Buy a bunch of cubicle dividers, and rent it out as apartments to about 15 Japanese salarymen. |
#55916 (68/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r4v5> price: US $6.99
<r4v5> Shipping: US $7.99 -- US Postal Service Priority Mail®
<r4v5> At your local Skate Shop these bearings run for more than $15!
<r4v5> HOLY SHIT THEY DO ON EBAY TOO, YOU DUMBSHIT |
#161990 (68/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redeyes>The thing about porn is that a) there is a lot of it and b) it isn't going to go away or stop. Do you really need to store a lot of it for archival purposes?
<TTC>It's kinda like getting horny for a girl you used to fuck, and being able to have her nake in front of you instantaneously. And when you're done, she goes the fuck away.
<TTC>Except you never really fucked her and you're probably a serial killer. |
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<Dave2> Oh dear fuck I have just found an IRC log of someone from college as a hermaphrodite dragon engaged in cybering. |
#298781 (67/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol
<jimster> o, fancy
<jasabella> ya, i got it for free anyways and i've barely used it
<jasabella> might as well use it rather than let it evaporate away
<FOXX> Actually, the ONLY way to use perfume is to let it evaporate away. |
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