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#301383 (68/128) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS
<Biff> i'm still waiting for a response, a tracking number, ANYthing...
<Biff> and this seller has like, a 99.99% positive rating, with like, 60,000+ ratings
<Biff> i'm gonna turn that shit into 99.98 |
#302397 (68/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DOZ> they're doing heat jokes man
<DOZ> that's not cool
<LS> I have absolute zero tolerance for those |
#303447 (68/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Broseidon> i've got a trial shift tomorrow \o/
< AdmiralGT> trial shift?
< Broseidon> yeah
< Broseidon> on a customer returns desk in ikea xD
< Extapathy> do you have to build the desk first? |
#308130 (68/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot? |
#308580 (68/132) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+abum> where is siloam springs
<d4> its a mystery
<d4> one of those un-google-able locations
<zap> even if you were to open google right now and type "where is siloam springs"
<zap> it wouldn't say "arkansas"
<d4> it just says "go ask on irc" and there's no linkComment: #efnet
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#2382 (69/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive |
#2805 (69/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"
<_Shorty> haha
<LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?" "Yes." *hands her baron munchausen.*
<blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line |
#3327 (69/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay |
#3620 (69/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running |
#3939 (69/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0 |
#4389 (69/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT" |
#4827 (69/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180 |
#5531 (69/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low |
#6661 (69/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough |
#6719 (69/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think |
#6785 (69/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego |
#8070 (69/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man. |
#8189 (69/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
<Soulflame> fdisk |
#8451 (69/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for |
#8496 (69/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dodgelap ] fuck
[dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account
[dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ?
* Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space |
#8928 (69/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective |
#10000 (69/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm. |
#10781 (69/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk.
<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate
<Farnarcle> did i miss something |
#10975 (69/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other. |
#16683 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* MrTwix snacks Hekler around with a loose cannon
<h3kl3r> Hey, stop playing with my winkie like that !!!
<MrTwix> but its so tiny and cute
<h3kl3r> heh yeah...thats the same reason all the wimminz like it "awwwww! So small, and adorable. Can I pet it?" :P
<sunrpc> HAHAHAHA |
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