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#120241 (65/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@wormwood> you also put things in your butt
<@strtok> i don't put things in my butt
<@strtok> people put their things in my butt
<@strtok> big differenceComment: #**** efnet
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#297445 (65/87) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tscmga?> hi, i am just trying to register a new account on ubuntu forum
<tscmga?> it ask me a question
<tscmga?> What color is an orange? |
#302875 (65/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ddkt78> whats the word for the state of ignoring something, like facts and stuff?
<noodles_rock> Ignorance?
<ddkt78> no can't be it... |
#304871 (65/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<martin> "PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals."
<mking> So what does that make Java?
<zstevens> a DSL for converting XML to stack traces |
#306902 (65/95) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wumpus_> someday someonme is going to show me how the hell you make a wad of pizza dough into a nice *round* shape without a lot of manual shapenanipulation after attacking it with the rolling pin
<@Alien> why do you want a pizza round? it tastes just as good in a wobbly amoeba shape |
#307388 (65/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clueless> remember when I said we'd have a government soon? well the negotiations just blew up this weekend
<horm> so no government for another 500 days?
<horm> did the prime minister not see his shadow? |
#308117 (65/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Baljem: BBC News Headline "'GPS brain cells' seen in pigeons"
Baljem: look, dipshits, it may come as a surprise
Baljem: but there are perfectly good methods of navigation that existed for quite some time before GPS
Baljem: so could we /please/ stop referring to anything to do with being able to fucking navigate as 'satnav' and 'GPS'? before I have to come and smack you around a bit? kthx
RS_Asleep: Baljem: Now they could use an iPhone and have always up-to-date information and the pigeon could use them 53 brain cells for something else! ;)
Baljem: impossible
Baljem: nothing with 53 or more brain cells would buy an iPhone in the first place ;) |
#310595 (65/71) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kmcdon> PenPen: what do you do as an it professional
<%PenPen> kmcdon: bitch about users on irc |
#311249 (65/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions |
#1869 (66/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<D\TOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg? |
#2381 (66/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes |
#5479 (66/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from |
#5661 (66/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT. |
#6742 (66/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes |
#6843 (66/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing. |
#7478 (66/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"? |
#9567 (66/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option |
#11170 (66/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters |
#12027 (66/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff |
#18447 (66/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!" |
#29328 (66/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old apartment..
<DJ-Pyro> burn it to the ground
<egon> I think it's worse to leave it back to the landlords |
#29940 (66/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt |
#35880 (66/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full of bad people..
<jimmiejaz> Archernar, I think that answear would be better answeard if you join #2,000
<-- Archernar (~Archernar@cache2.bnl.gov) has left #linuxComment: He asked that on 9 different channels....
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#38820 (66/144) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+cwd> in my server here since there are lots of HDs and fans, all the vibrations in the case are causing power connectors to slip just enough to power off the drive
<+cwd> so every 2-3 days i have to open it and readjust
<+cwd> its pretty fucking gay
< war-> cwd do you have a gf?
<+cwd> of course not |
#40805 (66/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no.... |
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