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#304056 (59/89) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pherricoxide> walmart.. I tried to hack into their systems during my bored time
<pherricoxide> surprisingly didn't get very far
<pherricoxide> I did manage to screw up my badge once though
<pherricoxide> I entered my badge info into the item database
<pherricoxide> so when I tried to swipe my badge to log into things
<pherricoxide> it.. would display the price instead
-*- pherricoxide was worth $0.99Comment: #wolf on irc.esper.net
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#305219 (59/91) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@kwenda> there is a law and order uk
<@Jordan> oh god
<@Jordan> I actually kind of want to see that
<@Jordan> do they have seperate film crews
<@Jordan> or do they just use the current 1000000 cameras in the uk |
#308477 (59/117) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager.
<chrise> What if I have uncool files that I want to manage?
<grawity> you cool them |
#309641 (59/83) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ttvd: i can dress my roomba in french maid outfit
ttvd: sadly, probably not the oddest thing i have doneComment: EFnet
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#309763 (58/80) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> ShitComment: #linux on a small network
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#309823 (59/155) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shachaf> *!*@* would be a good name for a ban |
#310532 (59/81) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< wushin> I don't make typos, I make git learning experiences. |
#435 (60/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section. |
#1091 (60/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not |
#1212 (60/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D: |
#1424 (60/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag |
#1471 (60/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess |
#4659 (60/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas |
#6033 (60/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage. |
#6812 (60/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(user1) whio'
(user1) is awke?!?2
(user1) aggha
(user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal |
#6864 (60/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio. He's not to her taste.
Rapunzel452: He used to be able to act. Then he decided he didn't need to anymore. I have little respect for an actor who lets himself get upstaged by a ship.
hetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object in New Guinea, scares some folk. |
#8702 (60/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all |
#8716 (60/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<relapse> what distribution are you running
<aur__> windows |
#10809 (60/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis |
#14389 (60/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho'
<MykBev> not if you smoke it! |
#14399 (60/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested
<radii> yeah, duh! |
#15610 (60/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that |
#16040 (60/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Josho> i HATE
<Josho> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<Josho> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY |
#17249 (60/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real
<NickBlasta> like the matrix
<isajeep> which pill did you take?
<NickBlasta> the hard pill
<isajeep> lol knew you'd say that |
#19038 (60/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky |
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