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#1301 (61/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too |
#2178 (61/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff* |
#2240 (61/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in |
#4131 (61/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs
<prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@! she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck |
#4776 (61/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own |
#4800 (61/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java?
<joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java |
#4867 (61/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps. |
#10071 (61/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that. |
#10445 (61/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see? when those spelling bee contests come on tv, and the announcer gives a kid a really hard word to spell...and at that exact moment a guy in the back screams "HOLY FUCK!" |
#14348 (61/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show.
Malcolm: By mixing various bits of Junkyard Wars, Crocodile Hunter, Iron Chef, Elimidate, and The Chair
SlashChick: hehe
SlashChick: what will it be called?
Malcolm: Titanium Crocodile Date Chef Chair |
#16210 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then? |
#16512 (61/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg?
<Pong-Chan>: .....
<KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!! |
#19204 (61/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo
<@patsfan12> home?
<@patsfan12> your home?
<@patsfan12> neighbor?
<@vaL_> yeah
<@vaL_> nah, she was my cousin :( |
#19762 (61/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TantricJediSquizzle> Everyone wants me.
<Mal-23> You don't want you.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Prove it.
<Mal-23> Look at your cock.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Way ahead of you.
<Mal-23> Good, can you fit your mouth around it?
<TantricJediSquizzle> Yes.
<Mal-23> Then there you have it. You don't -want- you. You -have- you. Case dismissed. |
#25132 (61/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me |
#27273 (61/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* moralove has joined #SimGames
<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
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#27400 (61/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nylad> yeah, i should probably shower before my interview at mcdonalds :P |
#29243 (60/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did?
<sir haides> you're going to _love_ this.
<hile> sure
<sir haides> i inserted an Aqua cd.
<sir haides> the band.
<sir haides> Aqua crashed my mac.
<sir haides> fucking ironic.
<sir haides> ain't it? |
#32504 (61/511) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#39708 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed |
#45450 (61/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!Comment: iexbeta
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#49409 (61/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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* stoichic was promoted to operator by KOMPRECHU
* stoichic was promoted to operator by Eigenstat
* stoichic was promoted to operator by workstan
<workstan> it's like an ops-positive gangbang in here, man.
<workstan> and i got thirds :^(Comment: efnet #ampedout
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#113791 (61/147) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<druggy> i heard something about the us army having some solvers of battlefield problems which behave like rts bots
<longshock> so they stockpile resources then do wave after wave of tank rushes? |
#201343 (61/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[+CJ] i didnt know the pentagon was in the shape of a pentagon till i saw it on transformers movieComment: call him an idiot at irc.swiftirc.net #swiftkit
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#237419 (61/83) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* eeyore frowns at headline "Chinese character corrupted after enrichment" and then realises he clicked on the feed for IBM Software Support, not his political news folder in Google Reader |
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