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<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous and wonderful |
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(+Normandy) apparantly, and i was told this on good terms, that girls refer to other "physically challenged" girls as "sparkly"
(+Normandy) when lads would simply say "ugly as fuck" |
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<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker.
... (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls) |
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<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez. |
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* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it! |
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--- irc.freenode.net has changed the topic to: WELCOME TO FREENODE. THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE. |
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-!- dantheman [pirc@pcp749465pcs.manass01.va.comcast.net] has joined #geekissues
<ahaning> what's with comcast's hostnames? pcp? manass? |
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<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up
<Workdae> and i can say it without compromising details, and it'd still be hilarious
<Workdae> i'm not sure where this customer got this command, or who told him it'd update his server...but he ran this command thinking it'd update his server:
<Workdae> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda bs=1M
<Workdae> (if you value your data and you run linux, don't test it to find out what it does)
<Workdae> anyway, he put in the ticket that the server had been updating for a while, and that now he can't connect to it |
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Ajlax1872: my dick has like this bubble on it, pretty small though...i dunno what to do.
ROFLMFAOCOPTER99: you were the one that got poison ivy on your hand when we went on the hike right?
Ajlax1872: ...
Ajlax1872 signed off at 9:25:31 PM. |
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<spongebill> it's a vicious circle... I have qdb open in my browser, can't stop reading random quotes, then I remember to turn back to IRC, see that somebody posted a link, it opens in a new tab, I look at it, close the tab and there I am, back at qdb |
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<ahanix1989> I'm two people short of a threesome :( |
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<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the teacher is to water it.Comment: #math on efnet
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<wito> I like my variables like I like my women
<Polytope> bound?
<thermoplyae> greek?
<Szego> hairy?
<Quadrescence> infinitely differentiable?
<acetoline> free?
<Aldaron> complex? |
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Mark: nah, that's mostly good to go but FUCK PHP's GC is embarassing
Sean: :(
Mark: like, you have to unset() array items when you're done with them or it'll just hold on forever
Sean: ok, so it is like REAL WORLD garbage collection, where they will take the small trash, but leave your couch for a few weeks? |
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<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> daniel u know how i said my router was overheating?
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> i got home yesterday and max had opened it and mounted a heatsink to the hot chip and cut open the side and stuck a cpu fan on the exterior of the case
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> so now i have super power router
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> that i think may technically still belong to vodafone |
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<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
<amine> no
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay |
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sunny_mousey: you are on your way to alcohol poisoning town.
SudoJones: do hety have laoiqikcer store therComment: #inportb on freenode
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<k2OS> whaddayaknow.. it's the end of the world.. Duke Nuke'em Forever is going to be released on may the 3rd...
<k2OS> [link to official site]
<Shusoran> hey Ted, k2
<Shusoran> yeah, finally
<Shusoran> the world will end
<TedEBear> so, where's the betting pool on it not actually coming out? <laugh>
<Shusoran> I'm sure it will
<Shusoran> but I want them to delay it one more time
<Shusoran> and say it's for old time's sake |
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+ RubberDuck has joined #TC.
< RubberDuck> fuck
< RubberDuck> where the fucks my bowling ball?!?
< ireadminds> uh, dont they rent em?
< RubberDuck> they rent only polished shitballs.
< RubberDuck> FUCK
< ireadminds> well u aint gonna find it here thats fo sho
- RubberDuck has quit (fuck this shit).
...later...
+ Melissa has joined
< Melissa> Ducky isnt dicking around in here, is he? were supposed to be goin out tonite :3
< CoJaBo> He said he doesnt have the balls for it.Comment: (and, yes, their names are Convoy references)
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BossMan: That is intellisense
BossMan: It's an extra feature
BossMan: They give it to you for free then it goes away after 15 days or something like that
BossMan: You will get used to it, love it, have it taken away, be unable to understand how you ever wrote SQL without it, then slowly forget it existed. |
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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. |
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(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P |
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<tmkf> if you offered steve ballmer a faustian bargain where he could do it all again, with full foreknowledge of how 2000-2010 transpired, but in return he would have to legally change his name to 'stevie peepants' and go by it
<tmkf> would he do it?
<pyna> probably. cause money
<pyna> one of the richest men in the world is named Anurag Dikshit - maybe that happened to him |
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<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity |
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<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you. |
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