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#301628 (61/137) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo?
<HappyHobo> Is that like Amway?
<pnbeast> It's almost exactly not like Amway, HappyHobo. |
#301975 (61/105) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GrooveDog> Unfortunately I have the programming knowledge of a walrus.
<GrooveDog> But I'll figure it out, thanks for the help. :)
<bburhans> I happen to have in my possession a very gifted walrus who speaks four natural languages and was computer literate at the age of two months... and walruses live a very long time :)
<GrooveDog> lol.
<GrooveDog> Either way, I have less knowledge of python than a python.
<bburhans> a shame, indeed. My python only knows Perl. But damn, he can do regular expressions nearly as well as the penguin...Comment: from #supybot on freenode
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#306347 (61/93) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Symantic> Envious i need help.
<Symantic> I have a extra internal hard-drive space in my laptop. I'm only using one.
<Envious> Okay?
<Envious> fill it with peanut butter,
<Envious> then it won't be empty.Comment: #computerhope on irc.mibbit.net
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#306805 (61/129) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you |
#307156 (61/147) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Pizzicato: In my head, the way the defence budget in the states is handled is some dude pules up to a drive-thru window at a huge factory and a voice crackles over the intercom
Pizzicato: 'Hi, welcome to the DoD! How can I help you?'
Pizzicato: The guys looks at the menu and goes 'Uhhhhhhhh I'll take....2,433 F-35s, 30 Virginia class submarines, a fleet of V-22s, FA-18EFs, and another fleet of EA-18Gs'.
Pizzicato: Then the dude on the intercom says 'Okay, that will be 137 billion dollars, please pull around to the second window!'Comment: #EquestriaAfterDark on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307814 (61/143) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Raija> what does it feel like to use a penis, though?
<Skarlet> wuh?
<Skarlet> you don't know?
<Fritz> It feels awesome!
<+Raija> I mean, what does it feel like to fuck something with a penis
<Fritz> The power of the world in the palm if your hand |
#308884 (60/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy stuff with a cold
<ShaggyTwoDope> random rule of life
<ShaggyTwoDope> better your nose then your butt
<cksdayoff> Shaggy, did u learn that rule in prison |
#309659 (61/107) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mgodzilla> windows has given me a recedin' hairline...unix has helped me grow a beard. |
#310821 (61/85) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stereo_> y'all have some daddy issues
<clockwrok> nothing could be father from the truthComment: #geekissues irc.efnet.net
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#311431 (61/89) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE |
#311619 (62/72) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Wilber> Activity on gimpissues: Shortcut Ovelapping <https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp/issues/2183>
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: GNOME: Impossible to get infos for GNOME/gimp issue 2183: 404: 404 Not found
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last 60 seconds; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<ankh> hahaComment: #gimp
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#1090 (62/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet |
#1107 (62/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed |
#1168 (62/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you |
#1384 (62/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands??? |
#1485 (62/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish |
#1583 (62/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds?
<no_soul> thats a hefty sack
<ecoli> my god.
<no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all
<ecoli> them is some big nuts
<ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long?
<no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle |
#3734 (62/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better
<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped |
#3837 (62/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he. |
#3893 (62/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end? |
#4366 (62/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT LEAST ONE THIRD THE LENGTH OF AN X-BOX CONTROLLER." |
#5519 (62/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock |
#6377 (62/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan. |
#7187 (62/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite |
#11725 (62/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen |
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