|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..562563564565566567568..596Next> |
#30819 (58/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot
<Antimatter> c'mon, it's *slashdot*. redundancy is an art form! |
#39665 (58/186) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now
 · · Nick : qwack : [ qwack|lawns ]
about 10mins later
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone wanna buy a weed wacker?
[ qwack|lawns ] needs some repairs...
[ Anthony ] whats wrong with it?
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone know where i can get a cheap front wind screen for a 91 nissan sentra?
[ Anthony ] hahaComment: weed wacker wouldnt start and the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
|
#50560 (58/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Warrior412> (*)
<+Warrior412> It's an olive.
<+Warrior413> .-.
<+Warrior413> it's a park bench
<+Warrior412> $$$$$$$ it's 7 dollar signs
<+Warrior413> oh
<+Heero> It's two idiots :-PComment: #intuitive on ECNet
|
#56647 (58/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tonyyarusso> I turned off my backlight by mimicking the line I found in the suspend script, I think it was 'sudo vbetool dpms off'. So then, to turn it back on, I tried to reverse it by hitting the up arrow, backspace three times, then on (effectively 'sudo vbetool dpms on'), then my password. Now the screen is cycling through colors and I can't do anything. Please help! |
#56732 (58/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Throgan> Oh, speaking of Monty Python, I think Terry Gilliam is doing some thing on PBS about the number 1.
<cookiemonster> Leave it to Monty Python to make an entire show about piss. |
#140513 (58/164) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one. |
#234739 (58/178) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< pegwole> hrm it's 64 degrees out
< Kajarii> cool
< pegwole> is it bad that when i read that i wanted to put a k on the end of 64?
< pegwole> god i'm such a geek
< Kajarii> Yeah, I'd have worried even more if you'd said it was 0x40 degrees out.Comment: #linuxcranks
|
#298790 (58/156) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Luv_Guru> Those girls are def. Japanese.
<pikapo0> no korean
<Seretonin> so they're just like japanese girls, but they can play starcraftComment: #tr
|
#305292 (58/86) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<marshalldavis> new pet peeve - users registering with our site who have a www prefix on the email address
<marshalldavis> this one had his resume as a wps and stuck a .doc on the end...
<BadMojo> I started using PDF after finding out that many recruiters/headhunters were changing my resume. They didn't typically have access to tools to edit my PDF.
<RangerRick> I always send mine in a custom binary format, zipped along with a text file of the spec on how to implement a parser
<RangerRick> it's a custom variant of UNICODE, called UTF-13
<tyler_wylie> RangerRick: nah it should be UTF-|-15| ( absolute value)
<BadMojo> I hand over a platinum plate, laser etched with my resume, and attached to a replica of a voyager space probe.Comment: #opennms
|
#306654 (58/128) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet |
#307252 (58/88) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: ....
Lemmiwinks: You make some very good points
Lemmiwinks: .,.,, mine are all wonky |
#309377 (58/118) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card?
<Tonitrus> Missile access code
<Tonitrus> For emergencies
<Zetetic> Even our government isn't that stupid
* Zetetic hopes
<akkark> what does it read?
<Zetetic> Four digits
<Zetetic> I'd tell you, but I'm worried Tonitrus is right
<Zetetic> So I don't want to say it on a public channel |
#309863 (58/94) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
SavageWolf: Inside every man and woman is a horny teenager. Sometimes literally. In which case, uh, you are doing something illegal. |
#311632 (58/68) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Danika> hmph, Twitter thought one of my tweets was considered "suicidal" or something
<StriderHLC> The hellsite strikes again
<Danika> yeah I said something like "I wish my parents never had me"
<StriderHLC> "We suspect you may be suicidal. We are locking your account to remove you from your support network as a courtesy." |
#871 (59/384) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks |
#1231 (59/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel |
#2346 (59/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D
<SYch0> yo roll me one too |
#3695 (59/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me
<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while
<CorranFox> well since last night anyways
<CorranFox> care to listen?
<Slant> Sure. Do tell.
<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'... |
#4062 (59/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?
<DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing
<josho> kill;
<jestuh> kill
<jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do |
#6115 (59/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards. |
#6764 (59/200) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :) |
#6766 (59/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hickboy> i gotta piddle
<Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud
<wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices |
#7215 (59/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<geekster> mossibly
<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers
<geekster> ARSE!! |
#8187 (59/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless. |
#8245 (59/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..562563564565566567568..596Next> |
|