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<@Nanobot> Roses are dead, violets are too, sugar is usually high fructose corn syrup, and we could both have equally stable relationships with countless other partners.
<@Moon_Dog3VO> ...
<@Nanobot> I think I got the meter off a bit
<@Moon_Dog3VO> maybe |
#309107 (57/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Oliphaunt> I've been put off the Kindle by richard stallman and other horror stories about amazon fuckery
<@Lorkki> I like the expression "richard stallman and other horror stories" |
#309875* (?/103) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(was gonna put this in the comment field, but it's too long)
It's been about a year since I last logged on to QDB, yet I still recognise the last 15 (out of 30) quotes on the top "Latest" page from reading them on that last access. And that's an improvement on the previous where I went about as long and there was maybe two new quotes, if any.
But, there's almost 10,000 "fermenting" in the queue. Literally. 9,815 right now, to be exact.
What the heck is going on, chaps? Perhaps the standards of what makes it out of the queue need to be relaxed slightly so the site doesn't die a stagnant death?Comment: cuz, like, srsly
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#310183 (57/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?
<Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? |
#550 (58/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate. |
#686 (58/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust" |
#2760 (58/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute. |
#5718 (58/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[OutLore ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG! |
#5999 (58/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep |
#7591 (58/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am |
#7873 (58/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltu n g (gawd, I HATE windows) |
#7968 (58/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat? |
#8458 (58/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO'
<Mousey> why am i first
<Mousey> thats really insulting
<vas-deferens> because your the best at iut
<mk4> why am i second ?
<vas-deferens> shit im third
<vas-deferens> i better work on my technique
<vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick
<Mousey> hahahah |
#8472 (58/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic" |
#9484 (58/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic |
#10828 (58/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel? |
#11616 (58/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers |
#13732 (58/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES
<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
<Kwyjimbo> i understand
<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that |
#16545 (58/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?
GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth
GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman |
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<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me. |
#17280 (58/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares |
#19002 (58/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<p0tat03> How to Score, Chapter 4: Make Sure You Have a Pimpin Suit
<Hyde> How to score, Chapter 5: alcohol is your friend |
#20167 (58/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures |
#20602 (58/190) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events. |
#28375 (58/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae" |
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