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<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs. |
#7638 (57/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs |
#8396 (57/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D:\ but it's looking under my A:\.... looks like windows too much already |
#8810 (57/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk
<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit
<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort
<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out
<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit? |
#8997 (57/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.< |
#9128 (57/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question |
#11686 (57/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hydrac7> Bukkake!
<Clockwork> hahaha
<Clockwork> BUKKAKE
<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.
<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really.
<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you |
#12340 (57/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScottY> I think you're number 65344 that asks me to beam them up... please stop that, it's annoying!'
<Rain> that's what you get for taking the nick scotty |
#15766 (57/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)] do you think if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt, someone would eventually kick your ass? |
#16979 (57/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho
<mgt> i like reading stories now
<mgt> it gets my imagination going
<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true
<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
#21415 (57/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yuuhi> i found some info
<Yuuhi> whooooooo!
<OdinBomber> ah..ok
<OdinBomber> must have been my chi transcending the internet
<Yuuhi> =D
<Silverwolf> Whenever my chi transcends the internet, I need to clean up afterwards XD |
#22201 (57/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move |
#23974 (57/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle? |
#29048 (57/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> hahaComment: December 26th
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#30857 (57/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FireEgl> I'm hurngy.
<tito> why don't you eat your dick
<FireEgl> nah, I'm saving it for emergencies. |
#32678 (57/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< ryeske> thats one thing i think lacks from bash.org actually, is that it doesnt show the server/channel
< blackbart> on bash.cx, people often stick the server/channel in the comment
< blackbart> bash.cx is better anyway, in fact, i'm officially deprecating bash.orgComment: this didn't pass moderation at bash.org
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#52741 (57/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.Comment: efnet #ampedout
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#233459 (57/129) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(phncs) what is the midwest good for
(phncs) other than giving stupid people political clout
(Iridium) lots of cows and no questions asked |
#294867 (57/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tetsu2051> (url to girl on facebook)
<tetsu2051> look at this
<packeterror> your so smitten
<tetsu2051> yes I am
<tetsu2051> that's why she should be mine
<tetsu2051> look at those eyes...
<tetsu2051> the eyes of a tiger
<tetsu2051> I want to
<tetsu2051> I don't know what I want to do
<tetsu2051> but damned if it probably involves my penis |
#300446 (57/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DiamondK> I'm just saying
<DiamondK> What kind of a world is this where you block the word "fuck" and people get all up in arms about how censorship is bad
<DiamondK> Yet if you start talking about God and religion then they all want you censored no questions asked
<GreenCobra> And I'm just saying
<GreenCobra> Some people call that a beautiful world |
#302973 (57/75) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Suzuran: Was was the name of that one site where people copypaste bullshit and show it to other people?
nly: oh I think you mean The InternetComment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
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#305552 (57/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Millions> wafn has nothing because he is a decrepit fraud whose only claim to fame is sustenance on cat food in abandoned libraries in the jungle
<wafn> I never ate cat food fuck you
<Millions> why not
<wafn> no can opener |
#305906 (57/75) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< tobyx> i want to fly to switzerland and make free love to the founder of rapidshare
< mc44> you'll catch something horrible :(
< mc44> but only after you wait 60 seconds |
#306827 (57/95) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
PokerFace: 12++ = 7503840
XoNiC: unlikely.
PokerFace: thats what the instrument says
PokerFace: only happens when compiled for sh3
PokerFace: its fine in x86
XoNiC: That's what sh3 said. |
#307840 (57/111) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@X-LP> woowee i think i have a fever
<Jigsy> Is it Bieber fever?
<Jigsy> 'cause that can be pretty fatal.
* Jigsy loads the gun. |
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