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#32378 (56/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete |
#36182 (56/172) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old today! I (Barhom) just wanted to congrat in some special way, and I thought of all of you guys helping me, I just need you guys todo this: /msg TheAvatar HAPPYBDAY!!!
(@Biggs`) what the bejesusing fuck
(@Biggs`) stfu
(@Biggs`) noob
... a minute or two later ...
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: Since you guys did a great job and accidently crashed TheAvatar's mirc he couldn't reply to you all and say Thank you! (He really wanted too) - Anyways you can see a early printscreen that he took only couple of seconds after the last msg here http://www.bullettimes.com/bday1.jpg
(@Biggs`) *accidentally* crashed, wtf
(@Biggs`) that was about as deliberate as it gets |
#39075 (56/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyCoot> i wonder how you can tell if you have stopped growing
<finn> CrazyCoot, give it up... he won't get any bigger |
#43192 (56/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Iconoclastic> i just took like
<+Iconoclastic> 6 hits of catnip
<+Lester> and?
<+Iconoclastic> my lungs hurt |
#44914 (56/134) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SeaQaeS> hey!
<SeaQaeS> you guys wanne hear something cool?
<SeaQaeS> I've got a telepatic connection with my PC...
<SeaQaeS> My computer is in my room
<SeaQaeS> when I go downstairs to lay on the coutch and watch some tele.. I often
<SeaQaeS> get the feeling I have to go upstairs again (after 15 in or 2 hours or something)
<SeaQaeS> And when I go look at my screen, someone is talking to me on MSN
<SeaQaeS> so my computer is telling me telepaticly that someone is talking to me
<SeaQaeS> nice of him isnt?
<SeaQaeS> its true
<SeaQaeS> hmm.. now its telling me that noone gives a shit |
#53770 (56/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< hondje> efnet is to conversation what scat is to porn |
#103864 (55/137) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess
<Kojispruke> and then I piss off my opponent when I start playing checkers
<Kojispruke> >_> |
#258726 (56/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AtoB> I needed an extra xp cd, so i downloaded one and formatted my computer. When i was about to reinstall, i found out that i had forgot to burn the cd... |
#297836 (56/148) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
B9|work: Nothing inanimate is so important that it can't be left behind because you don't feel like making another trip.
***girasquid doesn't own many animate things
***B9|work has 2 kids and a dog. They are very animated. I can't leave them behind. It's not legal. :D
***girasquid has a roomba
B9|work: oooh |
#301493 (56/112) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Abdoul> will u quit if he fired me?
<Ryan> shit no i got bills to pay
<Abdoul> what?
<Abdoul> u're not a friend
<Ryan> not a stupid one
<Abdoul> i'll get u fired
<Abdoul> and then quit with u to prove how much of a great friend I am
<Ryan> uhm... |
#301807 (56/120) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SMD>i am gonna retire now
<SMD>gotta read some more lovecraft
<Her>lovecraft??
<SMD>h.p. lovecraft
<SMD>he was a scifi horror writer of 1920 or so
<Her>i thought it was some romantic version of warcraft |
#303694 (56/88) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<locutox> Thank you for participating GNSS 2010. Your paper "Detection of RF Interference to GPS using day-to-day C/No differences" has been accepted for oral.
<locutox> WOOHOO MY PAPER IS GETTING ORAL |
#304001 (56/98) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Liam: Are you familiar with Cleverbot?
Scaramouche: Yes.
Scaramouche: She's fun.
Liam: I have two instances of cleverbot talking to each other.
Liam: Although a lot of what they're saying is quite dadaistic
Liam: -Why are all your family and friends working?
-We are not.
-Yes you are.
-Why do you think so?
-Because your math skills are horrible. 198 minus 7 is 191.
-My marbles are right where I need them. Under the feet of my enemies...
Liam: -I have no marshmallows. |
#304896 (56/110) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<red_delicious> slenderbot, you're growing up so fast!
<SlenderBot> I'LL PREPARE A HUNDRED COFFINS. |
#307007 (56/94) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Neoinr> Bust a move
< Bucket> mo ve |
#307045 (56/84) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Half got Winston to eat a kitty treat out of her hand today.
Mango: Sometimes I forget if Winston is the cat or the boyfriend, but not this time. |
#307229 (55/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Haschel> Hmm. Wolfram Alpha can't calculate the dietary fiber in half the mass of the moon in Triscuits. |
#307291 (56/86) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[22:25:04] <horrorfax> I want to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
[22:25:39] <oughts> Still, that was a noble attempt.
[22:33:04] <horrorfax> I'm not even going to try to top that.
[22:33:07] <horrorfax> Well done.
[22:33:20] <horrorfax> That's a lie. I tried to top it for seven minutes. |
#307328 (56/102) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce that? |
#309840 (56/114) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line |
#311370 (56/78) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> >:C
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick |
#1064 (57/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah |
#1851 (57/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list |
#1936 (57/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly.
<asylum_> fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN> rm -f is too slow. newfs.
<rudefix> hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it! |
#6484 (57/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones. |
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