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<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex |
#6131 (56/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage? |
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<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People |
#6625 (56/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically |
#8111 (56/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@IS2> play it again, dugy
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo daaaaa da daaa
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo
<@IS2> ahhh, what a classic
* IS2 saves it to his mp3 collection
<@Dugy> :( |
#10510 (56/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :> |
#11014 (56/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash |
#13935 (56/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie |
#15445 (56/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture & eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it |
#16587 (56/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!!
<Revica4000>. . . . . . . |
#16963 (56/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..
<Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. shit. |
#18312 (56/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?!
<KDEGAWD> is it black and white gnome
<KDEGAWD> or color gnome
<jp__> i should have KNOWN YOU GUYS WOULD GIVE ME THE RUN AROUND
<jp__> every single time i call tech support or get on here.... same thing |
#19096 (56/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kurohito> im not european
<Kurohito> Im Spanish |
#20266 (56/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[2:19pm]«@ bobmudd» i'll trade my g/f for your hd
[2:19pm] <SPLIT> hmmm
[2:19pm]«@ cdawg» heh i will trade mine for a rock...... |
#20759 (56/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave?
<Terron> jew
<goaty> jew
<snuggles[away]> goddamn jew
<Happygay> dirty jew |
#25052 (56/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face? |
#25147 (56/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code. |
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<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper |
#27684 (56/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@afkaos> OMFG
<@stuff57> ?
<@afkaos> I think my Grandpa is using 1337 speak WTF?!
<@afkaos> This is my grandpa's E-mail address
<@afkaos> edd13@xxxxxxxx.xxx
<@afkaos> His name's Edward
<@afkaos> so it's like wTF?!
<@stuff57> lol
<@stuff57> h3y s0////13!
<@stuff57> 84(|< |// //'/ |)4'/
[<@stuff57> we didn't have any 1337 speak. |
#28699 (56/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheLarry> porn... exists
<TheLarry> it's hard to be motivated with so much free masturbation time. |
#28873 (56/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!!
<DS-uni> Nameless[Breadanics]: the zoo is far from here, dont worry >:)Comment: #tavern / worldirc
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#29180 (56/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits
<Caffiend> just walk into starbucks 'let's see some tits' |
#30515 (56/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch?
<@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES!
<@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE
<@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me |
#30533 (56/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips?
<DigDug> alt.tv.rips.uploaded.for.tik-tok
<Tik-Tok> alt.thats.not.funny.dildo |
#31264 (56/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse |
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