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<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever |
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<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!! |
#53666 (55/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<olhfatti> im gohan die
<jca> you better vegeta to a hosptial
<olhfatti> i should, my lungs are krillin me
<jca> goku now
<olhfatti> i need to find my toque or else my ears will freeza |
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JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in a LANfill? |
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[@TheWickerMan] Sometimes when I'm sad I echo happy phrases to myself like /echo you're a winner !!!
[@ias] that's sad
you're a winner !!! |
#114682 (54/162) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Anonzz> Lord-Frost: here is a challenge for you then...
<+Anonzz> I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?
<&Lord-Frost> gayComment: #/b/tv@rizon.net
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#151919 (54/122) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O |
#217199 (55/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackMage> ...What the hell.
<BlackMage> I went to use the phone... and it shouts at me that it has incorrect network settings.
<BlackMage> What the fuck, liar.
<BlackMage> Now it's saying that I'm a new user. :(
<BlackMage> I don't want this phone anymore.Comment: irc.xevium.net
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#302064* (?/91) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slywolf99> i got one. whats worse than a baby in a bucket?
<zenthan> ?
<slywolf99> a baby in two buckets
<zenthan> your not allowed near my child ever |
#303097 (55/71) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@i_c-Y> what exactly is "irreconcilable differences" for a divorce?
<@zeno> You know... one person insists on the D_n notation for a dihedral group, the other on D_{2n}. |
#306094 (55/85) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
yaoi_prophet: i see a red node and i want it painted black
yaoi_prophet: no children any more, i want it to turn black
yaoi_prophet: i see inserts go by, no matter how many nodes within
yaoi_prophet: i know that my tree's max height is bounded O(log n)Comment: #cobol
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* tanuki_ wonders idly why HDSLRs don't pull rows from their sensors in a different order
<tanuki_>if we have a 10-line sensor, for instance, instead of pulling 1-2-3-4-5..., we could pull 1-5-10-3-7-2-9-4-8-6 or something
<tanuki_>it seems like that'd get rid of the worst part of rolling shutter: the diagonal wobble
<tanuki_>there'd still be some rolling shutter but it'd be distributed across the entire frame instead of being concentrated at the bottom
<dif>u should write up a technical white paper about this
<dif>instead of typing it on irc where it'll scroll of your audience's screen
<dif>i'll read it. i promise.
<tanuki_>Consider this a very rudimentary form of peer review
<tanuki_>Talking about it on IRC allows for an instant "it won't work because [reason], dumbass"
<tanuki_>instead of the whole months-long writing of the paper and submission to a journal for official peer review...
<tanuki_>just to be told the same damn thing: "are you really that much of a dumbass?"
<cwage>are you really that much of a dumbass?
<tanuki_>Yes. Yes, I am.Comment: freenode #photogeeks
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<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her |
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<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null
<amarainein> that's how it's done
<robin> amarainein: Why do you want to become the bitch to make a sammich?
<amarainein> i was ordering her- oh, never mind
<amarainein> it's never funny if you have to explain it
<robin> sudo -u bitch is more like possessing her to make a demonic sammich as the walls drip with blood.
<robin> Lights flicker, and bitch suddenly finds herself making a sammich against her very will!
<robin> Yet charged to her filesystem and CPU quota!
<amarainein> exactly. and in /dev/null, noone can hear your screams |
#307808 (55/135) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729
<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one. |
#308078 (55/69) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area
< rev> it was a carpet factory/ ww2 weapons factory, so there was a railroad into here
< rev> railroad corp dont need permits to dig around their tracks
< rev> so porn companies came in and ordered fiber
< rev> and how there is fiber the tech companies came
< rev> 5 years ago, if you worked late chances were you would walk into an exibitionist scene being filmed while getting to your car
< rev> good times back then. |
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< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better
< daemon> Botje, what do you think for its replacement? scp
< spider-mario> webdav?
< Botje> sftp
< Botje> or the clown.
< apeiron> clown?
< Botje> cloud
< Botje> i mentally replace one by the other, makes marketingspeak a lot more interesting :] |
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<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<theazman> Thanks
<deuteros_> that was a tough oneComment: ##java
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<Rays0re> i caught myself a beetle
<Rays0re> he's in my hand
<Rays0re> what should i name him?
<Deepy> If you got a tight grip, name him Beetlejuice |
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<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<YelseyKing> ...what?
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<YelseyKing> Yeah.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes. |
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<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital... |
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(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :) |
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<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
<K34R> but i will be one day <3 |
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<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty? |
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<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap. |
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