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<Somasis> peter anvin has a pet python named perl
<tanderson> since it's a python, perl can C its tail, but because of the forked tongue it speaks with a lisp; his mother Julia always corrected him, but unfortunately was bash'ed in the head by an accidentally dropped cup of java.
<Somasis> oh my god
<tanderson> Thank you, I'll be here all week
<Somasis> that was just criminal
<tanderson> He was sed for a time, but decided to go forth and ultimately met Ada, gave her a ruby ring, and lived happily ever after.
<Somasis> STOP |
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< wushin> Well then you should also know that's considered a stereotype.
< o11c> You know what they say about stereotypes.
< gumi> What do they say?
< o11c> They're twice as big as monotypes. |
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<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full)
<~LexPro> IRONY |
#311252 (54/64) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest |
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<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number |
#756 (55/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing) |
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*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB' |
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<sev> there is no big brother
<sev> just a big pervert |
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<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
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<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin' |
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<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month? |
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<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!!
<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway? |
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<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!! |
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<Hawx> wtf is Scotty
<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.
<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox
<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.
<Hawx> :D |
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<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening |
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<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole |
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(Boobs4L): i am not racist, i own a color TV |
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<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute.
<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got |
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<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing
<[GSF]Tomato> I should register that
<dsbnh> they have mailorderbrides though
<dsbnh> so its giving me the option to browse ladies 18 to 98, i think i'll narrow
<dsbnh> to like... 90 98
<dsbnh> the way i figure i can get the sexor but they will be dead soon after
<dsbnh> perfect match
<dsbnh> ZERO RECORDS
<dsbnh> nooooooooooooooooooo |
#21912 (55/185) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness |
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<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos |
#29490 (55/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Michael> !seen my cock
<MonkeyBot> Sorry Michael, I haven't seen your cock around |
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<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives. |
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<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal
<motolov> crazy about mcdonalds |
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[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee
[PIT]Bar-B-Q weird, i did the same last night
[PIT]Bar-B-Q I mean, this morning
<[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee> banged my fiancee?
[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee is now known as [SPD]MFInTroubleForThat
<[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat> she saw... crap
[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat is now known as [SPD]MFShesNotLaughing
<FatChix0r> iLOL
[SPD]MFShesNotLaughing is now known as [SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight
<[SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight> sigh....Comment: #urbanterror on ETG
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