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#8789 (54/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one.
<HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl?
<Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE |
#9943 (54/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> hey
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;) |
#11389 (54/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes" |
#12164 (54/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine |
#12949 (54/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities... |
#16367 (54/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well. |
#16377 (54/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HobophobE> most chicks have a maternal instinct
<HobophobE> which means they want to have this watermellon pop outta their vagina
<HobophobE> its a simple matter of masochism |
#18241 (54/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@Dangerman): ow...my...arse
(@Dangerman): not gonna do *that* for a while |
#18641 (54/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kinderkid> my man is at home..... playing playstation.... and i was here looking on ebay
<kinderkid> best convo we've ever had
<kinderkid> haha
<ataribaby> hjahahah kickass
<stargroove> "convo"
<ataribaby> is that irc slang for phone sex in different rooms in the house?
<stargroove> yes |
#22040 (54/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<broken_la> Ah hell, I'll just run the 2.6 kernel.
<broken_la> Bleeding edge.
<daku> 2.5 you mean
<daku> there is no 2.6 out as far as i know
<broken_la> It's on the net.
<broken_la> I got it off of Kazaa |
#23834 (54/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family? |
#26422 (54/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh
<Fidel-> i think its a fair trade |
#27213 (54/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CheesyP18> surprised my 7" monitor has VGA
<@dabu> wait, u mean it's a separate monitor?? a CRT?
<@dabu> haha, and u wanna encode on that?
<CheesyP18> yea
<CheesyP18> my computer is up to scratch tho
<@Billy|B-A> my dicks bigger than your monitor =\ |
#27953 (54/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> the hulk fists are badass
<tito> great for fapping |
#27963 (54/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o |
#31576 (54/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[walking_wounded] kmart
[walking_wounded] its like the opposite of disneyland |
#33204 (54/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Badtz> oh hell.
<Badtz> I got something japanese subtitled in spanish.
<Badtz> and the glutton I am, I'll watch it anyway.Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#39011 (54/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded. |
#50821 (54/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pashoshon> Hey, do you know when n00b hunting days are?
<Lukian> When?
<Pashoshon> Any day ending with 'y'.
<Lukian> Well, then forget about tomorrow.
<Pashoshon> At least we've got today! :P |
#302195* (?/84) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
dexi: Today this lady came in to best buy with a tv to exchange because it "didnt have enough features"
Cynic: wow
dexi: this lady was so funny...
dexi: im not done
dexi: this lady was so funny, in a bad way
Cynic: heh
dexi: she said "my neighbor has a sony that has a video game mode and it makes it so theres no delay between when you do something, and when it shows up on the screen
dexi: already she clearly has no idea wtf shes talking about
Cynic: wow
dexi: but i have to play along or i'll get fired, so i take her to the tv section and show her around
dexi: and she starts like... flirting, but trying to do it conspicuously
Cynic: ... how old is she?
dexi: like bending over far past whats comfortable to show off her ass
dexi: idk 30
Cynic: oh god
dexi: she was hott
dexi: so i didnt mind lol
Cynic: oh haha
dexi: but anyway, there was someone who needed help in video games (my area) and my coworker is better with TVs so we traded
dexi: and when i got back to him, the first thing he said was "That retard lady called you a retard"
dexi: then he said "and she kept trying to feel my cock" |
#304174 (54/84) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Spance> "Certainly Java got a lot right - its used by 10 million developers."
<Spance> THERE ARE 350-500 MILLION CASES OF MALARIA A YEAR
<\> are you arguing that malaria isn't successful? |
#305699 (54/66) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Erik> Alright.
<Erik> I'm writing a script that checks my instant messenger logs every couple entries.
<Erik> And if the ratio of Youtube links to actual messages exceeds 20%, it tells me I can't be friends with that person anymore. |
#307520 (54/124) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%[ill]will> psyfail: I need you to do something for me.....I need you to kill a man you do not know, for reasons I can not explain, in exchange for an amount of money that cannot be discussed.
<+psyfail> [ill]will: can i rape the corpse?
<%[ill]will> you make that deicision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you need the corpse to be completely intact when it is found?
<%[ill]will> you make that decision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you mind if pictures of it eventually get to the internet, or if groups of people are allowed to do whatever they want to it for an hourly rate?
<%[ill]will> as long as you blur out the pubic region like the japanese do
<+psyfail> can i take the corpse to the bahamas and recreate the 1980s smash hit movie Weekend At Bernie's with an independent crew from Hollywood and a second crew in New York to shoot the background shots we'll need when we wrap in June?
<%[ill]will> the person has an ankle bracelet and cant leave the state |
#308626 (54/144) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bitgod> how to make an iframe stay put when you minimize the page, its fine in full screen, but when i minimize the page the frame moves?
<forbex> you know, every time i come in here someone is having problems with an iframe
<forbex> i don't think that's a coincidence
<P1RATEZ> they are probably holding it wrongComment: #html freenode
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#310109 (54/82) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shree> there was a hackerspace in london
<shree> it had IP video cams, that you could point at different stuff, through the website
<shree> I used to go on there
<shree> watch the people
<shree> especially at night - some of them slept there
<shree> they would know I was there because the camera moved
<shree> some of them would cover it with stuff
<shree> it made me feel less lonely though
<shree> I felt like, them covering the camera, is real interaction in a wayComment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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