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#3851 (50/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes |
#4065 (50/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka |
#6800 (50/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!
<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :( |
#7292 (50/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :) |
#7607 (50/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick. |
#7706 (50/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob? |
#8423 (50/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here?
<Phuser> you are dude |
#10489 (50/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos |
#10735 (50/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along.
<tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?
<@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you? |
#10976 (50/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT |
#15837 (50/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck." |
#17843 (50/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker |
#29033 (50/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon
<kylev> my bad!Comment: Major power outages in New York and other places
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#29781 (50/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to it?
<OrcaW> hahah
<OrcaW> not usually, no. For most it's more like chocolate.
[21:09] <Alien> strange
<Alien> can i say 'porn' whenever i mean 'chocolate' and be accepted then?
<lnp-work> yeah :
<Alien> ok |
#30395 (50/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tsueg> Mithandir -- you around?
<Mithandir> rather asquare
<Tsueg> well, better that than arhombus
<Mithandir> I've tried akleinbottle, but I just couldn't wrap myself around it
* Demanther thinks mithandir is asquishy
<Mithandir> maybe |
#31945 (50/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then |
#33810 (50/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
<splice> goatse will be captured! |
#36294 (50/196) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* aisthima` ponders pooping out the window
<aisthima`> I'm so incredibly tempted to.
* dav_work tries not to think of it
<aisthima`> It's on the 2nd floor. :)
(22 minutes later)
<aisthima`> I did it.
<aisthima`> It was really loud when it hit, hehe. |
#38749 (50/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@moses1> i used the word fucktard in front of one of my friends and hes like "OMG FUCKTARD, IM GONNA USE THAT ALL THE TIME NOW"
<@moses1> i just went
<@moses1> ..
<@julian`> you went up two directories? |
#48053 (50/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware 2.4' 'slackware 2.6' 'Diablo II LOD'
<canllaith> since that's all win2k is good for ;)
<canllaith> ...I shouldn't be allowed to touch bootloaders. |
#52781 (50/194) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
renegadeaven: I finally figured out what DDR is.
renegadeaven: It is reflex training for Japanese fighter pilots.
renegadeaven: They are planning to attack Pearl Harbor again. |
#54699 (50/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot.
alannapurple: Do you understand how this is inherantly wrong?
silknsteelcn: Yes
alannapurple: oh thank god, someone does
silknsteelcn: I can't believe you're going out with someone who smokes pot. |
#120429 (50/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< meltingwax> If only there was a Unicode symbol for how much i hate Web 2.0 |
#133746 (50/118) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mr_flea> you know you're too used to working in a shell when you try to tab-complete your password.Comment: #decorum on freenode
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#299678 (50/88) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<m4tt> lol, still up huh?
<jm7316> There's porn to be watched, and damnit, someone has to do it
<m4tt> that is mighty selfless of you
<jm7316> I do what I can for humanity.
<m4tt> im not sure where we'd be without you
<jm7316> Overflowing with unindexed, unmetatagged, uncategorized pornography. |
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