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#15688 (51/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize
< aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link frequenting the local brothel |
#16464 (51/197) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you. |
#16812 (51/199) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Pat877: nice...
OB1Jenobe: w3rd
Pat877: ok stop that
OB1Jenobe: wh4t?
Pat877: i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it
OB1Jenobe: 0 |<
Pat877: dick |
#19074 (51/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stalker> Up what?
<Push> Up the rabbit hole?
<Stalker> DOWN! DOWN the rabbit hole! |
#19170 (51/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<QorpsE> the best was the guy who died from too much CS
<QorpsE> now THERE is one motherfucker who fully deserves what he got |
#22984 (51/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigitlDud> which button here calls your parents to pick you up? |
#28515 (51/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire |
#36159 (51/147) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@lude> I just saw about 50 NYPD B&W's scramble from just about every side street, and all head towards the west side hwy, wonder what is going on...
<@Rjx> what state do you live in? |
#36225 (51/155) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> ....!!!!
<@STompy> :/
<+NWC_Omega> oi
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S |
#36276 (51/155) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for allowing your DVD player to legally copy discs using only a length of rubber tubing and your own urine |
#38087 (51/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niteshade> wtf, why is Pringles so popular in japan?
<blakat> the funky flavors, US only gets the regular, boring ones. I've never seen the Cheese and Onion ones outside of Korea though
<niteshade> regular boring?
<blakat> plain, sour cream and onion, pizza-licious, cheez-ums.. Those are the regular flavors..
<blakat> asia gets interesting stuff like: Pizza Margarita, German Bacon, Mexican Tacos, Spanish Salsa, Crispy Curry, Spicy Consomme, Cheese and Onion, Grilled Shrimp and Pepper...
<sendai> Because you can't eat just one
<gelfie> because MSG is addictive. its nicotine for food.
<blakat> and japanese love salty food
<gelfie> is that why they invented bukkake? |
#41026 (51/163) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ?
<Egofreaky> cartesian
<UnkNoWnOne> what the fuck is that >?
<Egofreaky> well, you get your X axis... then plot a set of distributed,
but linear, points along it... and then use it to find out the values of
certain 3 dimensional figures...
<UnkNoWnOne> huh ?
<UnkNoWnOne> whats ya tag ?
<Egofreaky> n^6/m2 |
#41975 (51/153) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CXI> shit, I was great at minesweeper
<CXI> I should've been in namComment: #geekissues
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#45697 (51/187) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mephistol> man
<Mephistol> i just got the best revenge on my brother
<Mephistol> he narced me to my mom over leaving dirty shit in teh sink
<Mephistol> now he has to lube up the dog's cock
<Mephistol> take that, fucker.
<AvgJoe> wtf?
<Mephistol> i told u i was hardcoer
<AvgJoe> why were the words lube, dog, and cock used in the same sentence?
<Mephistol> the dogs fucked.. oscar, the male, jsut got ass
<Mephistol> so his red cock is sticking out past the foreskin
<Mephistol> and if it doesn't recede, the foreskin will act as a tournequet, and cut off blood flow
<Mephistol> and lead to amputation of the cock head
<Mephistol> so to combat that, the exposed penis needs to be lubed up to slide back in
<Mephistol> that's where my brother comes into play
<Mephistol> YEAH, NARC ME MOTHER FUCKER, AND HAVE TO LUBE UP THE DOG COCKComment: irc.stileproject.com #stile
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#52676 (51/199) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@bonez_> Beer.
<@DrmCtchr> sex
< shizzy> titties
<@DrmCtchr> money
<@DrmCtchr> and drugs
<@bonez_> bandwidth
<@DrmCtchr> good point bonez
<@DrmCtchr> bandwidth before drugsComment: EFNet #seattle
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#117669 (51/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type
<+zmda> 100?
<+zmda> 200?
<+zmda> 300?
* hund sets mode: -v zmda
<@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate.Comment: #c on efnet
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#295284 (51/103) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Tenacious: ...yahoo mail is too easy to get into...
Tenacious: all you need is someone's birthday and a general knowledge of them
Ghostman: lol
Ghostman: whose account did you break into?
Tenacious: someone broke into my brothers...so I broke in again, and went in, changed his security question
Tenacious: someone got into his email first...then used that to get into his facebook and change his status to 'I am masturbating' |
#303058 (51/123) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DuClare> The presence of tech people is what made freenode really different
<DuClare> But these days I'm on #freenode helping people buy a dog kennel because they can't comprehend inches and feet |
#305263 (51/87) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Metafoxi> basically little things like "smoke bong in this town" "give beggar 1 bullet"
<Metafoxi> that last one had me puzzled
<Metafoxi> until i figured out you had to literally give him a bullet, not shoot him with it |
#309357 (51/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sorts> Mind. Blown.
<pooryoric> ...What a charmingly tiny explosion. :P |
#309987 (51/75) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<agocs_work> It's like the US's war debt to france
<agocs_work> "Nope, we don't owe _you_, we owe the old French monarchy!"
<agocs_work> sux2bu4revolting
<r4v5> if you liked it then you shoulda kept a king on it |
#310251 (51/125) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fryerfly> there were a couple of guys on other courses i got on with
<fryerfly> some of our modules overlapped
<fryerfly> we had some good times playing lan games of halo
<fryerfly> except i kept winning
<fryerfly> which offended them
<fryerfly> eventually they declared we were going to have a match
<fryerfly> them vs me
<fryerfly> i was limited to an energy sword and a pistol
<fryerfly> they could use anything they liked
<fryerfly> i won
* fryerfly was never invited again |
#310560 (51/55) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@PapaJohn> that's like the BRT in my old shop
<@PapaJohn> nobody knew what it was
<@PapaJohn> i gave briefings to very high officials using the acronym and never got asked
<@PapaJohn> oh we use this signal, run it through a typical BRT and
<@PapaJohn> brt meant Big Round Thing
<@PapaJohn> true story broComment: PapaJohn is ex US military
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#310618 (51/55) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(antomatic) Official SonyMicrosofTendo Policy On Video Game Preservation:
(antomatic) "Well, y'see... we kind of already /have/ your money?"
(antomatic) "And running servers is so hard."
(antomatic) "So very hard."
(antomatic) [End Statement]
(midas) 'Bye!'
(antomatic) 'Enjoy those consoles we sold you!'
(@raylee) at least piracy helps with archival of some of the game libraries. so if, say, the original wii shop channel servers were taken down, much of the content there would be available online
(antomatic) In 2000 years time, scholars will look back and speculate as to why so many internationally successful software titles from numerous disparate producers all bore the common insignia "Cracked by Honktronics"Comment: EFnet #archiveteam
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#310881 (51/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StoneCyp1erAW> dude i just met a fourth person named chance.
<StoneCyp1erAW> WHAT ARE THE CHANCES |
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