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#4447 (135/246) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
<happy> flip the bits, STAT
<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
<thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up. |
#3433 (135/303) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times. |
#903 (135/271) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant |
#62602 (135/269) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on the same stupid crap as everyone else" down pat!
< nippleboy> <--- impressed!
< heathyr> it goes straight along with hardly paying attention |
#180107 (135/177) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@manda> Foxhill has a one track mind
<Foxhill> manda it is not one track!
<Foxhill> it's multi-track
<Foxhill> sure they all go to the same destination
<Foxhill> but some routes are prettier
<Foxhill> others are more direct
<Foxhill> so show us yer tits |
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#50573 (135/267) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Ragnara> 02:58:23 <Supuun> hay guys
<Ragnara> 02:06:32 <Libido> Hay.
<Ragnara> TIME PARADOX
<Ragnara> Oh wait
<Ragnara> Daylight savings |
#19856 (135/243) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<drwiii> sorry, recommending FreeBSD is the entire realm of my technical expertise. |
#3218 (135/225) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants |
#1181 (135/259) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast... |
#3998 (135/299) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you! |
#40096 (135/243) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* edward wonders what is french for bling bling
<mrben> edward: le bling-bling
<edward> mrben: the french don't like just importing words from english, have to invent their own
<mrben> le jewellery formidable shinee? |
#44705 (135/223) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :< |
#40615 (135/269) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<dani> im cold! *goes to get blanket*
<caz> I'M A DONKEY! *goes to get psychiatric help* |
#50352 (135/259) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* Nivasi won't discuss her heydays of the funky mushrooms (not even from 30 yrs ago its sacred thing
<miyako> yeah, I got into mushrooms for a while
<miyako> someone gets you to try a portabella, then you think "maybe a morel" next thing you know your letting bums on the street do blow out of your ass crack to get a fix for your shitakes |
#2755 (135/286) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK! |
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#30148 (135/285) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing?
Jabba2442: its a site dedicated to funny/stupid chatlogs
seanpark37: oh
Jabba2442: no relation to goatse
seanpark37: lol
seanpark37: thats what i was afraid of |
#3017 (135/273) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab |
#61139 (135/379) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Saito|SemiHere> HA!
<Saito|SemiHere> I pwned my ex.
<Saito|SemiHere> we were snuggling and I leaned over like I was going to kiss him and said "Kthxbye." |
#40151 (135/231) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Cataclysm> i am getting loaded tonight
<Cataclysm> i have no testes for another week
<Cataclysm> tests |
#243 (135/359) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram. |
#2037 (135/235) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction |
#302077 (135/207) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ssar> Fuck... saw the girl who lived across the street from me at this dinner party.
<ssar> I had always watched her through her window and shit... but man she just got even hotter.
<ssar> Of course the urge to approach her was strong, but I'm pretty sure a line that one should never use as an icebreaker is "Hey what's up? I used to stalk you." |
#3326 (135/263) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk |
#25343 (135/251) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house |
#28935 (136/268) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ikaro> asdasd
<held> bubu
<[Piratez]> mating calls? |
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