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#311121 (51/91) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<atom_bomb> my girlfriend has been pressuring me to write a book about about my engineering methodology
<atom_bomb> (after i told her how much money the agile software alliance makes)
<atom_bomb> my methodology is essentially a longwinded justification of procrastination
<atom_bomb> it just happens to be scrum-compatible and highly effective |
#311357 (51/63) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<netham45> Bash.org is offline
<netham45> But it responds to SSH.
<netham45> I tried to log into their SSH as 'ERROR CRITICAL BASH.ORG IS DOWN' in hopes their log management system picks up on the keywords. |
#311594 (51/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AAA> Ugh. SELinux is a pain in my ass. :(
<BBB> I'm not sure it's designed to go there |
#180 (52/416) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed |
#427 (52/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her. |
#2121 (52/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog
<atnnn> hi
<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<Wy4tt> VK_RTM
<atnnn> and minus?
<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM
<atnnn> i can't find it |
#2604 (52/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji |
#2995 (52/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back |
#3400 (52/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic
<|TrunX|> you will all turn gay |
#4421 (52/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom |
#5648 (52/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair |
#6601 (52/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really? |
#6977 (52/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes. |
#7110 (52/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo" |
#7369 (52/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all |
#7375 (52/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland |
#7586 (52/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit |
#7639 (52/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust |
#7765 (52/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon |
#8228 (52/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alexei^se> I need a new hd
<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!
<xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40
<xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files
<xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man
<xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do |
#8666 (52/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists |
#8820 (52/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box?
<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
<neogeoMAN> I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off. |
#11074 (52/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a turd on a frozen pond. |
#12104 (52/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding |
#13728 (52/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then. |
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