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#13745 (52/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam
<RonWeasley> www.surveyorcorp.com get webcam32 and go crazy
<InsomniFox> bone- have you got a bible handy?
<Mort-Hog> Yes. The Bible tells you how to set up your webcam. |
#15716 (52/188) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil
<dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <TinkerARSMail@tinker.af.mil>
<dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice
<dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for problem: OPERATOR
<dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.
<dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil |
#16991 (52/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P
<ally^> i know
<ally^> i could be doing something else
<ally^> like sucking dick |
#17890 (52/213) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying.. |
#18256 (52/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant banana as genitalia |
#20049 (52/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mitd> programmers don't have relationships that take hostages!
<japh> mitd: Yes they do.
<japh> <SO> Either you fuck me, or the dual Athlon MP 2000+ gets it!
<japh> <programmer> Alright! Alright! I'll fuck you. Just don't hurt Daisy! |
#20276 (52/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ^sWift licks Christina
* Christina has quit IRC (Quit: )
<^sWift> Whoa..
<^sWift> the lick of death
<Digitalis> damnit....gotta quit licking people sWift
* ^sWift licks Digitalis
<^sWift> damn it..u didnt die |
#20749 (52/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xenophile: been awhile since i've done a mailman
xenophile: DO NOT PUT THAT ON BASH>ORG!!@@!!@ |
#20781 (52/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated. |
#21249 (52/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards |
#23771 (52/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jludka> irc needs vote kicking |
#29465 (52/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: yar, that they do... they're impressed that i want to focus on internal martial arts (the shaolinsi) because most foreigners just want to learn flashy-kungfu stuff.. not the real stuff
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: so that means you're going to be a celibate monk or something?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: basically yeah, my taichi instructor now is making me go celibate to increase my skill/focus during my remaining months here
<cyberdyne> Dood
<cyberdyne> Do you even jerk off?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: but it doesn't really bother me because the girl i'm in love with moved away anyways... so it's good timing i believe
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: are you serious?
<tokenshi> cyberdyne: i'm working on that one... it's hard, but i'm not supposed to.. |
#29814 (52/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vex> Anyway, I'm off todo some meditation
<NSG> how do you meditate, and stay so evil?
<Vex> I became a buddhist on the weekend. Got rid of my evil side
<Vex> It's all gone. I'm no longer...alll...that...evil!
* _Mist_ craves a rootserv force-nick-change command right now
<_Mist_> /msg rootserv chgnick Vex Evil
* Vex clears his conscience
-NickServ- Nickname evil has been dropped.
* Vex feels more enlightened
* Vex eats some chocolate cake |
#36277 (52/166) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<O-3> is IRC internet-based? |
#36336 (52/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user. |
#36634 (52/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Razer> I just got dissed by hotmail..
<Razer> I tried to change my password to "penis"..
<Razer> ..And...it told me my password was too short.. :'(
<Mayseth> Oh it's ok. They have pills for that now.
<Razer> Which, coincidently, I get ads for via hotmail... |
#37968 (52/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear. |
#39811 (52/136) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here.
<Nabisco> i am trying to find out how to make people stop swearing in my chan
<Alacard2k> lol ban them
<Nabisco> its not funny, i am not a cunt lickin ass pumper |
#45172 (52/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived! |
#46286 (52/132) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice. |
#49742 (52/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< soap|lap> I'm gonna fail writing
<@michael`> that's unpossible |
#76611 (52/424) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Craig> you wanna go drink?
<Genga> ive no cash
<Genga> im more broke than a...
<Genga> Windows based PC
<Genga> oh god I cant believe I just said that |
#297666 (52/150) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Esmé: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial" |
#300402 (52/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lewwy> so i invited some chicks over tomorrow night to build a computer
<lewwy> cuz they're sorta interested in how computers work etc etc
<lewwy> but they cancelled on me this morning...
<Splinton> Ah, thats not good.
<lewwy> yeah i wonder if i scared them off after i started reffering to at as "wild unprotected pc building"
<Splinton> ... |
#301502 (52/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you." |
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