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#6869 (49/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person.
BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit! |
#6921 (49/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P
<Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho |
#7913 (49/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
<roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance!
<roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO
OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane
<roskkouro> quoz: bitch |
#8024 (49/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly? |
#8463 (49/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.
<Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?
<Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready. |
#8887 (49/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife? |
#14223 (49/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows?
<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex. |
#16508 (49/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol |
#18038 (49/195) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }
<Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker.
<Seigfried> And the else is extraneous.
<Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless it's actually in a class.
<Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P
*** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p) |
#18659 (49/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) has joined #newfoundland
<melly> if i ever find out who 'peer' is i'm gonna destroy 'em for ALWAYS reseting my connection |
#20494 (49/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TheTrazzster: listening to Ludacris is the musical equivalent of eating shit. |
#25540 (49/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble" |
#28325 (49/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix.
<ChixLoveUnix> int joey[5][3];
<ChixLoveUnix> No, I am the matrix.Comment: C++ humour.
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#37188 (49/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I think I'm going to print off a few pamphlets for people who are under 18 and have had a kid
<Rjx> entitled "so you've ruined your life"
<Rjx> "and your vagina"Comment: #geekissues
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#41199 (49/143) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood
<HerbDX> dude that'd come down faster than my pants at a childrens day out
<HerbDX> oh SHIT that REALLY came out wrong
<xtraverse> you have issues |
#41867 (49/153) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the ugliest man I've ever seen sitting close to me
<(dank)> and he's got his hand over his drink, looking around at everyone really suspiciously
<(dank)> I walk over and ask "what the hell are you doing?"
<(dank)> and he says: "someone might slip one o' those date rape drugs into my drink" |
#50431 (49/181) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh. Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees |
#56552 (49/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing! |
#103108 (49/141) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fire_> HAHA
<Fire_> That was classic
<Fire_> My dad looked at my mum when we finished eating, and said "Thanks honey, that was the best you've made all week"
<Fire_> We were eating cereal
<Fire_> Frosties, in particular
<Fire_> I think you had to be there
* Fire_ is away: Blargh
<dev> remind me never to visit your house |
#300532 (49/95) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<jbenedetto> :P
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparksComment: Freenode, #classiccmp
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#302185 (49/89) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stewart> One of my mates is trying to quit nicotine lozenges... by smoking |
#302256* (?/91) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chuckie> why would you want to play triva on irc ?
<Foxhill> it's similar to talking to you Chuckie, but with points
<Chuckie> but the questions are meaningless
<Foxhill> exactly the same then |
#305889 (49/77) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jello_Raptor converts RebeccaRGB to a more print frindly color system
=-= RebeccaRGB is now known as RebeccaCMYK |
#310619 (49/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
bcallah | yeah I'm going to bed before I end up in another openbsd fanfic |
#311160 (49/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<oclet> i used to drink at work
<oclet> it was pretty sweet
<vorstyles> Then you tucked in your shirt, and became the man.
<oclet> bro
<oclet> i do not tuck in my shirt for anyone
<oclet> my wife told me to tuck in my shirt on our wedding day and i slapped the shit out of her
<oclet> i said "I'M A GROWN MAN I DONT TUCK IN MY SHIRT FOR NO BROAD"
<hep> im telling her you said that
<oclet> plz dont |
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