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#3324 (48/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers" |
#5885 (48/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis
<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!
<purenergy> ya
<purenergy> u can do that now
<purenergy> use ur imagination
<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar
<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch
<splurge> wiggle it around
<splurge> vibrate
<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit
<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you
<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny |
#6572 (48/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men |
#6911 (48/199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.
<goosedaemon> really?
<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away? |
#6927 (48/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work |
#6975 (48/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically |
#7623 (48/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of "getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder* |
#8732 (48/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress
<LordBlink> does that make me lame? |
#13282 (48/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ferney> WTF??? benchmarks for a fuggin VIBRATOR? |
#13403 (48/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(KrON^) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) stop that
ÄÄÄ ..[join/#php] hepcat_(~knight@PPP-159.dentech.net)
(cwc) No, YOU! Who the hell ever caught a yawn off of the internet?
(GoofNOff) I did... just now
ÄÄÄ cwc did too. How embarrassing. |
#13872 (48/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the coolest person
BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you |
#14373 (48/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it
<Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me
<Despot> thats all go back to work |
#19586 (48/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[12|23:38:28] <trunkz> LetHaL is gat
<trunkz> gay even
<LetHaL> trunkz is gayer
<trunkz> yes he is
<trunkz> what! |
#32541 (48/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: evilmark (evilmark@monkfish.gusset.org)
*** RyanOC sets mode: +o evilmark
<evilmark> tar
<adama> zxvf
<IMF2000> ./configure
<adama> --prefix=/usr/local
<IMF2000> vi README
<adama> :q
<IMF2000> vi INSTALL
<adama> :q
<evilmark> none of you people are normal
<IMF2000> make
<adama> && make install
<IMF2000> su root
<adama> rm -rf /
<IMF2000> doh.
<IMF2000> shutdown -h now
<adama> KERNEL PANIC
<IMF2000> cd /pub | more beer |
#36682 (48/170) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian
* Rjx sets mode: -o utopian
<+utopian> if ophood was like sex, I have just been flashedComment: #geekissues
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#37696 (48/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntax[AA]> can you ping flood 69.169.219.59 for me?
<Daniel> That my IP..
<Syntax[AA]> shit! |
#39481 (48/178) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fino> uh.. my mom bought me a vacuum cleaner today
<fino> i think that means "clean your flat, there are god damn dust bunnies everywhere"
<oLol> nah she prolly wants you to use it for masturbation purposes |
#39783 (48/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
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#44955 (48/150) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch* |
#45562 (48/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo |
#48530 (48/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Phroziac has quit ("Irssi: Doesn't advertise in /quit messages!")Comment: #wikipedia
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#119039 (48/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon`> i only forwarded port 1024
<Jon`> are there more ports i need to forward?
<Astrum|Lap> all of them
<McShaggy|lap> Jon`
<McShaggy|lap> bend over, ill open your port for you
<Jon`> baby my port's already open for you
<McShaggy|lap> <3
<McShaggy|lap> i slide my meaty phallus between your hard steel man hams
<Astrum|Lap> ...
<Jon`> er,
<Jon`> yeah
<Jon`> that went just a bit far |
#135876 (48/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boris81> im so fucking unlucky when it comes to sex
<boris81> sometimes I think that if I fell into a barrel full of the corrs i'd come up with the guitarist sucking my dick |
#152231 (48/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wolfram> if there's any city in the world that deserves to be destroyed by a thousand-foot cock unleashing a hundred billion gallons of radioactive semen, it's Tokyo |
#212107 (48/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Matt: is it bad that I just had the thought "I wonder if I missed my 1337th masturbation"?
Cynic: you've probably missed your 13337th masturbation by now... |
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