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#6905 (47/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something
<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail. |
#7126 (47/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM |
#8943 (47/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks |
#10461 (47/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean
<melanarchy> but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity |
#11624 (47/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers
Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist
Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape! |
#13969 (47/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!! |
#14237 (47/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Armiatge> When I was 5
<Armiatge> I got a penny stuck in my nose
<Armiatge> Man.... good times...good times.. |
#14316 (47/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at night.
BoobiePatutti> Feeting.
BoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet. |
#15319 (47/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh |
#15750 (47/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION |
#16488 (47/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night... and then was talking shit about it after I left
<@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen
<@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta data...
<@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?" ... I told him to kiss my ass...
<@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"...
<@Redb3ard> um
<@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood
<@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap anymore and went to bed...
<@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta this late stage |
#17266 (47/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> yeah
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> but how does it decide what speaker to send the sound to?
<NickBlasta> magic
<0dan0> its a receiver
<0dan0> that uses "magic smoke" to turn digital signals
<0dan0> into 6 separate analog signals
<0dan0> then amplifies them
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> yeah i know about electronics so i know how this shit works, i just dont know what methods they use
<NickBlasta> if you overclock to much the magic smoke might come out |
#20239 (47/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [GSF]Kiru flatlines during a hallucinatory sequence in space where he drinks lots of tea and discusses politics with a talking orange and a plank of wood |
#22997 (47/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zip-> give me child porn
<logiclrd> I don't have child porn
<[ryan]> logiclrd has "child art" |
#24926 (48/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school
<gellehsak> look at porn all day
<gellehsak> they're like
<gellehsak> "HAW HAW HAW... LE PORNO EST TRES BIEN" |
#26421 (47/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames. |
#29431 (47/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit
<+]eVo[Bl4de> and you're to cow testicles what semen is to my testicles!
<+wang|school> I live in your balls?
<+]eVo[Bl4de> wrong! you're going to be expelled in 5 minutes! |
#32391 (47/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today |
#33367 (47/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> wootComment: #athlon on efnet
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#37249 (47/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm"
<toku-sama> and his mom "egg"
<pagefault> toku calls his parents test tube and eye dropper |
#39244 (47/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zak-> neuro, you can't be celibate if you're still in love with your hand
<neuro> We're not seeing each other
<Zak-> but i saw you two together last week!
<neuro> My hand is seeing the keyboard now
<Zak-> lolComment: #@Home on Austnet.org
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#39580 (47/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Brad> fuck
<+Brad> brb, anxiety attack
<@lat> lol
<@lat> last time brad had one of these
<@lat> the doctor said his first one was a warning
<@lat> and the next could possibly kill him
<fone> i hope to fuck that 'lol' you typed was a typo for "oh my god" |
#39837 (47/165) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity |
#42131 (47/177) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coll[laptop]> baldness is an advantage in war, get the right angle and you can bounce the sun into your opponents eyesComment: irc.netronet.com @ #netronet
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#44924 (47/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> ARRGH
<CAPS-LOCK> As I unplugged a 4.3Gb SCSI HD, three of the power connector pins broke
<CAPS-LOCK> Equipped with only a 45-watt glass iron with a flat tip and a 3/4 used spool of silver-bearing solder I set out to reattach them
<CAPS-LOCK> After 45 minutes of burning my fingers trying to avoid knocking the damn things over with my gigantic iron, I finally managed to get them all fixed
<CAPS-LOCK> I gleefully went upstairs and attempted to reinstall the HD in its new home.
<CAPS-LOCK> but as I plugged in the power connector...
<CAPS-LOCK> ALL FOUR PINS BROKE!!!!
<CAPS-LOCK> My belly is so full of hate right now...
<overridex> CAPS-LOCK: hmm.... that's kind of like killing a weed in your lawn with a bazooka while leaving everything else in tact ;)Comment: Woops, trimmed too much off that last one.
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