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Day changed to 09 Oct 2005
<@Pi> eh
Day changed to 10 Oct 2005
<@Pi> hi
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<@Pi> hi
Day changed to 12 Oct 2005
<@Pi> HI
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<@Pi> HI
Day changed to 14 Oct 2005
<@Pi> HIComment: We're very idle.
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#102644 (47/145) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug
<Steven> and I had no ability to scroll up for some reason, so I was going to use 'less' to read it. I usually pipe the results into a file first, so I did
<Steven> make check > poop
<Steven> using poop as a temp name
<Steven> the funniest part was using the command
<Steven> 'cat poop'
<Miah> D:
* Miah scoops it up
<Miah> I had JUST cleaned this fucking harddrive |
#103486 (47/171) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kcaj> Coworker goes "It semms like weed up here". I was like... "Maybe it is my cologne, here check this shit out, smell me", and they come over, I hold out my shirt, they take a huge whiff and go "Yeah, it is definitely your cologone".
<Kcaj> semms = smells
<Kcaj> sorry I'm high lol |
#190804 (47/143) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos> I'm filing a complaint against you on xbl
<Yukupo> ;___;?
<Chaos> for tampering
<Yukupo> with what?!
<Chaos> my heart!
* Yukupo walks away |
#211094 (47/129) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neko> alas my love you do me wrong, to cast me off discourtously
<perfectlyxflawed> listening to greensleeves?
<XxSilentxScreamsxX> shakespeare , neko?
<Neko> snickers commercial. |
#218044 (47/209) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on”
* sward worries |
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<Lenny> yeah i know wayt you saying ....i tey stay out of politics too it more depressess me to know there are so many idiots in the world ..... i think we need to start culling the human population
<AnimeMan> But you'd be the first to go |
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<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit frontpage, only in the Senate you're trying to get as many people to game the system as possible
<knight666> So Digg is a more accurate representation of the U.S. Senate? |
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<angelphish> my figners smell funny
<king_egg> wtf are figners
<angelphish> fingers you fucking faggot
<angelphish> what a mroon
<king_egg> oh shit yeah figners. the things on my hnadsComment: #sa on SynIrc
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#299450 (47/153) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Travis> dang IRC is still laggin like a *****
<FoH> and stars are mighty lagged, being light years away |
#299771 (47/201) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Libster> whoa the sex pistols are still active?
< CESSMASTER> yes, they like to stay active
< CESSMASTER> jazzercise
< CESSMASTER> and bingo |
#304418 (47/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily |
#304483 (47/93) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<warpy> i guess i should just go to bed, election results won't be up for another few hours anyway
<bucketmo> just go to bed with your window open
<bucketmo> if prop 19 passes, you'll smell it.Comment: ~7PM 11/2/10
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#304684 (47/83) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BrokenHaiku> No but my former neighbours had a lot of sex, which was evident from her yelling. We have pretty thick walls though so often I only hear hear vagely when it's quiet at night...
<BrokenHaiku> And so one night I heard her and it sounded pretty hot so I thought I'd get in on some parallel action so to speak.
<BrokenHaiku> And just when I'm hot and going her screaming gets louder
<BrokenHaiku> And I suddenly realise...it's not her.
<BrokenHaiku> It's her baby crying. |
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< dobber> A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?", and the TCP packet says "yes, a beer" |
#309092 (47/109) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really late in a game
<%Vaccer> dixie get better at maths
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> vaccer it's not a case of maths. there are plenty of situations where it can end up impossible to know where the bomb is
<@Loskene> just like a real minefield
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> the only way to win is not to play |
#309503 (47/71) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tomwyatt> guys
<@tomwyatt> should i go an purchase foursk.in for 29 quid and build a social wanking network? |
#309849 (47/95) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bish0p_> The problem with European History is that there is too goddamn much of it. |
#310814 (47/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robin> everyone knows that CS undergrads are an excellent source of enterprise-grade software
<robin> they rigorously follow best practices
<robin> use advanced version control systems like copy&rename
<robin> and nothing clears up a confusing section of spaghetti code as well as /* drunk */
<muffin> robin: I used to attend some of the local CS undergrad meetups while in uni
<robin> muffin: orly?
<muffin> At that time I was learning some versioning practices that were supposed to alleviate my project issues at that time
<muffin> Anyway, I asked a few tips on git
<muffin> And one guy first asked me what git is. Then proceeded to tell me that I should use dropbox
<GeneralAntilles> wow
<GeneralAntilles> That's pretty pro. |
#311648 (47/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ericwood> there's a special place in my heart for americanized chinese food
<Cipher-0> Those are angina pains, ericwood. |
#311660 (47/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PoroCYon> \o/
<Saga_Musix> \o/
<Bonn333> /o/
<mtronic> \o\
<Bonn333> /o\
<mtronic> \o/
<Bonn333> (o(
<slerpy> )o(
<mtronic> ~o~
<slerpy> "o"
<Bonn333> .o.
<mtronic> <o>
<slerpy> ^o^
<mtronic> |o|
<Bonn333> ]o]
<mtronic> }o{
<slerpy> °o°
<mtronic> 7o7
<Bonn333> !o!
<mtronic> ¬o¬
<slerpy> =o=
<Bonn333> What are we doing now? xD
<GargajCNS> tie fighter design contest, i'm assuming |
#945 (48/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch |
#1264 (48/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today |
#2535 (48/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :| |
#2785 (48/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger |
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